Billy Williams knew he was going to be somebody when he grew up. When the opportunity to join a cool new group and travel to exotic locations came along, he jumped at it. He worked hard and liked basic training. He graduated in the top of his class and was sent to fight the evil oppressors known as GI Joe. He finallly got his chance to prove himself when he snuck behind enemy lines and was ready to throw a grenade in the middle of a group of Joes. He pulled the pin and started counting to five. 1, 2, 3, BOOM! If only he had paid more attention in boot camp during the grenade exercizes, instead of day dreaming of the Baroness on a trampoline, he would have known to count to 3. Oh well maybe next time.