Oh Canada...OMFG, is that a foot?

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  1. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    Body parts, especially feet are washing ashore in Canada and it is getting freaky because like socks, there's never a matching pair.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080617/ap_on_re_ca/canada_mystery_feet

    so, are the Canadians learning from our violent shows like The Sopranos or could it be that our work floats upstream (So to speak) and they getting it dumped?

    or is it that sharks know some serious foot B.O. and are spitting them out to tell us something?
     
  2. Dirge121

    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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    This doesnt seem quite as wierd as that 8ft Lego Man that washed up on a beach somewhere.
     
  3. Obvious Prime

    Obvious Prime Purple Repaint

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    Hell yeah. That was just freaking scary.
     
  4. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    ok, between lego men (sounds like a Dr. Who Christmas Special?) and orphaned feet, i feel Cthulu level weirded out.
     
  5. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    One wonders if somewhere, on a mysterious island that is not yet known to human science, if Lego Men go about their lives completely oblivious to our presence on their planet.

    One person knows, though - Charles Lego, founder of the Lego Theory of Evolution.
     
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    I blame the violence in video games for corrupting the youth of Canadia. Anyone got Jack's number?

    The what now?
     
  7. toma

    toma eskimo in disguise

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    maybe there was a boatload of illegal immigrants who accidentally kept their feet too close to a propeller or something.
     
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    Heard it on Bob and Tom this morning... crazy stuff. You would think that sort of thing would be reported:

    "I lost my foot" instead of "we found a foot"
     
  10. Beastbot X

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    I want an 8-foot Lego Man! I wonder how much he's going for, since he's essentially flotsam?
     
  11. CripNite

    CripNite That Whack Canuck Dude

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    I've been hearing about this for awhile as Gabriola Island (where the second foot was found) is very close to my town (just a ferry away) and the other islands are close as well. I didn't know a fifth foot had been found though.

    I think it's probably someone with a boat and a penchant for murdering hobos. But that's just my guess. Hell, we had a pig farmer with a thing for killing hookers a couple years back on the mainland, so I suppose it's possible.
     
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    I blame Jigsaw. Apparently enough people had the balls to ATTEMPT escape.
    DN
     
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    Somewhere,a shark has a full belly
     
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    Why do you think I'm in Vancouver right now? It's foot viewing season. Tourists take a boat out into the bays to view the seasonal migration of feet. Sometimes a foot beaches itself and other feet are drawn to its cries for help. That might explain why so many have washed up on shore.
     
  15. MACRAPTRON

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  16. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    so Im in the wrong part of the country WHY NOBODY TOLD ME!
     
  17. Dark_Convoy

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    About 16 years ago, after taking a rather large dose of LSD, I had a long conversation with my left foot about how if it ever left me it would not be able to make it on it's own.

    This proves I was right.
     
  18. TrickyDisco

    TrickyDisco <b><font color=blue>Voted TFW2005's Sexiest Female

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    This must mean your left foot doesn't believe you anymore, and is now looking to venture out on it's own.

    In case that happens, now you know just where to wait for it to drift back :lol 
     
  19. Team Jetfire

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    They may look something like this:
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  20. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    What was its side of the argument like?
     

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