Body parts, especially feet are washing ashore in Canada and it is getting freaky because like socks, there's never a matching pair. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080617/ap_on_re_ca/canada_mystery_feet so, are the Canadians learning from our violent shows like The Sopranos or could it be that our work floats upstream (So to speak) and they getting it dumped? or is it that sharks know some serious foot B.O. and are spitting them out to tell us something?
ok, between lego men (sounds like a Dr. Who Christmas Special?) and orphaned feet, i feel Cthulu level weirded out.
One wonders if somewhere, on a mysterious island that is not yet known to human science, if Lego Men go about their lives completely oblivious to our presence on their planet. One person knows, though - Charles Lego, founder of the Lego Theory of Evolution.
I blame the violence in video games for corrupting the youth of Canadia. Anyone got Jack's number? The what now?
maybe there was a boatload of illegal immigrants who accidentally kept their feet too close to a propeller or something.
Was a news story from a few months back, giant lego man appears washed up on dutch beach. Heres a link to the story http://www.nbc11.com/news/13841614/detail.html
Heard it on Bob and Tom this morning... crazy stuff. You would think that sort of thing would be reported: "I lost my foot" instead of "we found a foot"
I've been hearing about this for awhile as Gabriola Island (where the second foot was found) is very close to my town (just a ferry away) and the other islands are close as well. I didn't know a fifth foot had been found though. I think it's probably someone with a boat and a penchant for murdering hobos. But that's just my guess. Hell, we had a pig farmer with a thing for killing hookers a couple years back on the mainland, so I suppose it's possible.
Why do you think I'm in Vancouver right now? It's foot viewing season. Tourists take a boat out into the bays to view the seasonal migration of feet. Sometimes a foot beaches itself and other feet are drawn to its cries for help. That might explain why so many have washed up on shore.
About 16 years ago, after taking a rather large dose of LSD, I had a long conversation with my left foot about how if it ever left me it would not be able to make it on it's own. This proves I was right.
This must mean your left foot doesn't believe you anymore, and is now looking to venture out on it's own. In case that happens, now you know just where to wait for it to drift back
