Offset Your Stupid

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  1. Tigertrack

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    TV commercials you really hate!

    I hate BK's offset your stupid commercials.
     
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    APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. <3

    The offset your stupid is also a bit daft, I hate those animal abuse commercials. Those suck.

    Um ..... I think that's it.
     
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    I hate (insert commercial) for they ruin the show I was watching.
     
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    Campaign adds for either party. They don't tell me anything thing about the candidate, just that the other one is worst than they are. Based on the adds neither would be worth voting for. And it doesn't matter what it's for. Mayor, Senate, sheriff, represenative, town janitor, it's all negative and annoying. And I see them on every channel every commercial break.
     
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    The Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercials. They leave me bothered even after the break ends.

    "Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan. My music makes animals cry."
     
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    I don't watch TV.
     
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    Advertisements for Trix cereal. I think those kids in the advert are mean and discriminatory; just give the poor rabbit some Trix already, you brats.
     
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    The ones with that fat dude shouting "Go compaare!".
     
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    I actually have a joke for that Forhead commercial! :D 
    Yea, those abuse commercials are lame. They show you the poor animals, but they don't show us anybody taking care of them. I really hated it when they reeled Jason Alaxander into it! UGGGGGGGH!

    I also hate this bank commercial where this "asshole", sorry got no other word for him is mean to kids.
    First one was when he asked one girl if she'd like a pony.
    She says yes and the guy hands her a little toy pony. He asks the second girl if she'd like a pony. The guy brings in a real pony and gives it to the second girl.
    I think this guy is just a big fat jerk.

    A lot of commercials seem to be getting dumber and dumber with no sense to the product their trying to sell.
     
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    That's called mud-slinging. What they should do is advertise them selves, not bad-mouth the other guy.
     
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    Those bing.com commercials. So irritating. Especially the one where they're all making monkey noises. I have to mute the telly when they come on now.
     
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    :lol  That's been bugging me for years. Trix Rabbit is old now , if not dead yet. Probably never got to eat a bowl, or even get a name :( 
     
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    Wow! That's a Low Price!

    Hate those Staple commercials where the guy yells out loud like a freaking retard. Wow! That's a low price!
     
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    Car dealership commercials.
     
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    If only Jeremy Clarkson could actually do car dealer commercials. They tried to make a commercial for Volkswagen on Top Gear once, funny as hell! :D 
     
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    I hate that Lowes commercial that has the couple and the wife is crying on the phone to someone about the paint color, "it's soooo green". 1: she most likely picked the paint 2: it's paint, just paint over it. Crying isn't gonna make it any better.
     
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    I often question our intelligence when writers come up with these commercials. Who in their right mind think this shit is funny?
    Now granted, there are some good ones out there, but very few good ones. Geico's commercials with the squirrel playing chicken, and their "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" commercial. LOL!
    But pretty much 98% of commercials these days seem to make me think of how stupid people are.
     
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    Any commercial that's not for Geico, Old Spice or PS3 instantly fail.
     
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    I just remembered who makes the most obnoxious commercials: McDonald's. "Look how hip and cool we are! We're just like you! We breakdance and everything! Eat our meat that comes out of a tube!"

    And their radio commercials are even worse. The "I'm really indecisive" ad makes me want to kick puppies.
     
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    Hey, man, you can't deny that it is a low price.
     

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