Official Futuristic Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kickback, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Fuck dinosaurs. I want a flying car. Who is with me?!
     
  2. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    The Jetson's FTW! Fuck yeah!
     
  3. cbff

    cbff Destroyer of Botcon

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    Someone build a flying Delorean and take me to the future so I can buy a flying Delorean....wait....
     
  4. newguy

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    Well they are rereleasing the Delorean, sooo you never know.

    I want a freakin Mark 7 Volkswagen Rabbit truck in the U.S.A.
     
  5. firehawc_69

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    They Are?!?!?!?! Why wasn't I told about this? Where? When?
     
  6. jonatron26

    jonatron26 Well-Known Member

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    yeah fuck dinosaurs! god killed 'em for a reason. bring on the robots, aliens, and crab-alien doctors!
    also, tell me more of the Delorean rerelease.
     
  7. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Srsly. Want real-life Transformers.
     
  8. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I dunno about fucking dinosaurs, but I definitely want a flying car. Actually, I'd probably need a flying car to be able to reach the relevant orifice on the dinosaur, so the two are connected.

    Also, I want a robotic housemaid that I can have sex with once she's done all the housework. And no, a vacuum cleaner with a Fleshlight attached is not an acceptable substitute.
     
  9. JetRaid

    JetRaid Jhet Rheyd

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    Hoverboard!
     
  10. JetRaid

    JetRaid Jhet Rheyd

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    Also, fuck Dinosaurs!
     
  11. Tyrannosaur

    Tyrannosaur 100% Sarcastic Saurian

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    Not cool man, not cool.

    Other than that I would love a giant robot.
     
  12. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I disagree. Fucking dinosaurs would be very cool. Imagine the bragging rights that would give you in the pub.
     
  13. jonatron26

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    yeah i once banged a pteradactyl, mid-flight.
     
  14. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Mid-flight would be the ULTIMATE brag. So we're going to need an autopilot in the flying cars, unless we use my robotic housemaid. But she might get jealous that I'm banging something else.

    Unless...

    ... human/android/pterodactyl midair threesome!

    Oh, and will anyone else want their flying car's AI to have the voice of KITT (William Daniels, not Val Kilmer)?
     
  15. jonatron26

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    i want my flying car's voice to be roman bellic from gta4.
     
  16. Spoon

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    If Bladerunner taught us anything, it's that the future will be Asian, and only cops can use flying cars, in order to chase robots around, who are psychotic.

    And if Doctor Who has taught us anything, it's that the future will be full of computers with 8-bit displays, and we'll all be exterminated by Daleks.

    And if Futurama has taught us anything, it's that the future will be just like the present, except we'll all have four fingers.

    This thread has made me depressed.
     
  17. Tyrannosaur

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    Walk into a bar like one of those guys who tells you a story everyday how they did something bad ass.

    "ya know, I just fucked the brains right out of a Tyrannosaurus the other day. Pretty cool amirite?"

    Also kickback you contradicted yourself in your OP. You said dinosaurs were cool now fuck em? Do you mean fuck them as in "I don't care" or the other sense that many people seem to interpret when they read it?

    I'm just kidding lol.

    Back on topic. Remember back in the 60's when they thought 2000 would have all this super high tech stuff? It's 2009 my flying car, giant robot and dinner-in-a-pill are way past their due date.
     
  18. jonatron26

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    and that it is not crazy for a robot to dream of being a folk singer.
     
  19. firehawc_69

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    I'd settle for a Holodeck where I can have a 3-some with Alyssa Milano and Kate Beckinsale.

    Actually I'd settle for that happening for reals.
     
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    Screw dinosaurs!bring on the future!
     

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