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  1. eyeballkid

    eyeballkid Old

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    Is there any easy way to ask a woman that you have been talking to for a while on the internet what her time of the month is?

    I can't tell, we just got through a pretty big fight, or maybe just an argument. It lasted two weeks, but I fixed it. Just curious.
     
  2. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    A word of advice: Never ask an angry woman if she's on her period when she snaps at you. It'll only enrage her more.

    Besides, the secret is is that she usually is. Shhhh. ;) 
     
  3. eyeballkid

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    Thanks! We have been talking for about 6 months now, and I still cannot figure it out, and I am scared to death to ask her about it.
     
  4. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    No problem! :lol 
     
  5. Foster

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    Hard to tell on the internet. The best you can do is try and obtain a photo of her bathroom from within the last week and look at the trash can for evidence.
     
  6. eyeballkid

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    Now how in the hell am I going to do that?
     
  7. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Ask her if she's up to wearing white pants that week.
     
  8. eyeballkid

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    I have managed to creep her out once, that was what the fight was about, I don't think that would be a good thing to do. It's funny, but not helpful.
     
  9. Rodimus Major

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    Tell her a story like this:

    "Today one of my friends/coworkers/whatever was tellig me all about her period and I was all 'Damn! I don't need to hear that stuff!'"
    Likely then she'll start telling you about hers to try to mess with you.
     
  10. eyeballkid

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    Seriously? We just got through a fight about the topic of sex, I don't need another one.
     
  11. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    Just leave it alone. Alot of times, women just flip flop emotions regardless of time of the month.
     
  12. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Did you want to earn your red wings?
     
  13. eyeballkid

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    Not at all. I really care about her, I'm just asking for suggestions.
     
  14. Boy who screams

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    From personal experience...

    (No one take this too seriously)

    Girls will always use their period as an excuse to be shitty irrationally. Then when you ask them about the say 'You don't understand, I'm hormonal! Guys don't understand emotions!'.

    When they realise you're not grossed out by period talk, they start saying "I'm on the pill. You don't understand, I'm hormonal! Guys don't understand emotions!".

    Ask her if she wants to go swimming.
     
  15. Rodimus Major

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    Being hormonal sounds gut-wrenching and painful.

    But on topic, I guess leaving it alone is the best policy, if you already had some argument about sex, and it might be related to this. For now, I guess assume it was last week and keep paying attention about this time each month.
     
  16. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    She wouldn't send you nudes either? :( 
     
  17. Prowl_Delta_31

    Prowl_Delta_31 Eating your donuts

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    I have never understood internet relationships.
     
  18. Rodimus Major

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    They're a lot like other relationships, except you have to talk to each other more.
     
  19. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    And no hankey pankey.

    Basically it's all the bad things of all a relationship, with no upsides, that is almost certainly doomed to fail.

    Sorry internet relationship fans. :( 
     
  20. Rodimus Major

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    Sure, a lot of them fail. But a ton of non-internet relationships fail spectacularly too.
    Actually, I was in an internet relationship for over a year. Not being able to do much but talk pretty much forced us to get to know each other really well. No hankey panky was frustrating sometimes, but it pretty much forced us to get to know each other better as people, without sex to fall back on, and to know if the other person was worth it.

    And now we're married. Good things come to those who wait. :D 
     

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