Ochocinco to sell own brand of Condoms

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  1. grimlock1972, Nov 23, 2009
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  2. Mr. Sparklebot, Nov 23, 2009
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    Well... he is a wide receiver.
     
  3. Kickback, Nov 23, 2009
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    Important part of all that: "receiver"
     
  4. Foster, Nov 23, 2009
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    Sounds like a soccer player from Venezuela. Those guys freeball it on the field.
     
  5. thenatureboywoo, Nov 23, 2009
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    I always wear an Ochocinco Condom when I come up the middle...Sorry.
     
  6. MushroomPrime, Nov 23, 2009
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    *hilarious football related pun*
     
  7. blumpy2000, Nov 23, 2009
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    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    ZING!!!

    Of all the things to endorse why would you want your name on something that goes on a bunch of dude's dongs? (that is the proper medical terminology)
     
  8. Rhapsody_Prime, Nov 23, 2009
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    Maybe because those dongs then get inserted into vagina's...

    ..or maybe they paid him an ass load of money (pun intended).

    End of Line
     
  9. Molini, Nov 24, 2009
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    Guy trying to get some: "C'mon baby, it's cool...I brought my OchoCinco condoms with me"

    Unamused Chick: "Good, cuz I brought my 'you aint gettin NADA' mace with me"
     
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  10. SpencimusPrime, Nov 24, 2009
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    Agreed
     
  11. Brawlastator, Nov 24, 2009
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    >Catch everything your Johnson shoots

    Oh god, best condom slogan ever.

    Prove me wrong.
     
  12. blumpy2000, Nov 24, 2009
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    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    Come to think of it I hope they're striped like the Bengals helmets. I'd giggle.
     
  13. Gears, Nov 24, 2009
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    They are.
     
  14. Mr. Sinister, Nov 24, 2009
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    I wonder if it comes with props & ideas for post-coitus celebrations. Like a little gold Hall of Fame jacket for your weiner.
     
  15. Matrix Soul, Nov 24, 2009
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    Reminded me of Alpa-Chino's Booty sweat :D 
     
  16. Katamari Prime, Nov 24, 2009
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    I'd rather have a KISS condom.
     
  17. Drake, Nov 25, 2009
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    This guy just keeps proving he's a big POS all the time.
     
  18. Cheetatron, Nov 25, 2009
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    Why for looking after the sexual health of his fellow americans and the often flippant youth of today? that's messed up drake(uknowuwrong)

    lulz
     
  19. Haloid1177, Nov 25, 2009
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    Can't believe it. Who would wear a condom that makes you think of a guy? Weird shit right there.