Ochocinco to sell own brand of Condoms

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  1. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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  2. Mr. Sparklebot

    Mr. Sparklebot 'Til All Are Juan

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    Well... he is a wide receiver.
     
  3. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Important part of all that: "receiver"
     
  4. Foster

    Foster Super Mod

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    Sounds like a soccer player from Venezuela. Those guys freeball it on the field.
     
  5. thenatureboywoo

    thenatureboywoo Veteran

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    I always wear an Ochocinco Condom when I come up the middle...Sorry.
     
  6. MushroomPrime

    MushroomPrime ******

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    *hilarious football related pun*
     
  7. blumpy2000

    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    ZING!!!

    Of all the things to endorse why would you want your name on something that goes on a bunch of dude's dongs? (that is the proper medical terminology)
     
  8. Rhapsody_Prime

    Rhapsody_Prime ...such Heroic Nonsence.

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    Maybe because those dongs then get inserted into vagina's...

    ..or maybe they paid him an ass load of money (pun intended).

    End of Line
     
  9. Molini

    Molini spawn of a glitch TFW2005 Supporter

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    Guy trying to get some: "C'mon baby, it's cool...I brought my OchoCinco condoms with me"

    Unamused Chick: "Good, cuz I brought my 'you aint gettin NADA' mace with me"
     
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  10. SpencimusPrime

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    Agreed
     
  11. Brawlastator

    Brawlastator it is our life - jon bovi

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    >Catch everything your Johnson shoots

    Oh god, best condom slogan ever.

    Prove me wrong.
     
  12. blumpy2000

    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    Come to think of it I hope they're striped like the Bengals helmets. I'd giggle.
     
  13. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    Ebay:
    They are.
     
  14. Mr. Sinister

    Mr. Sinister Cat + Sinister = TROUBLE

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    I wonder if it comes with props & ideas for post-coitus celebrations. Like a little gold Hall of Fame jacket for your weiner.
     
  15. Matrix Soul

    Matrix Soul Skull 4 reporting in!

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    Reminded me of Alpa-Chino's Booty sweat :D 
     
  16. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'd rather have a KISS condom.
     
  17. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    This guy just keeps proving he's a big POS all the time.
     
  18. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    Why for looking after the sexual health of his fellow americans and the often flippant youth of today? that's messed up drake(uknowuwrong)

    lulz
     
  19. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good TFW2005 Supporter

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    Can't believe it. Who would wear a condom that makes you think of a guy? Weird shit right there.
     

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