Obese shoplifter arrested after her motorised cart got wedged in the doorway

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  1. Cal, Feb 14, 2011
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    400-pound woman is caught 'shoplifting' when her motorised cart gets stuck in exit doors

    Too..... many..... fat jokes....... :lol 
     
  2. Predaking, Feb 14, 2011
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    LMAO! You can't make this kind of stuff up.
     
  3. Big_Daddy, Feb 14, 2011
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    Holy crap! I'm a fat bastard myself, and even I find this hilarious! Almost as funny as the two fat chicks who got arrested for shoplifting and hid the goods in the flab, lol!
     
  4. exclusacon, Feb 14, 2011
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    If I could be there when he tasered her......
     
  5. alfred p. sloan, Feb 14, 2011
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    Taser was to jump start the motorized cart?
     
  6. MetalRyde, Feb 14, 2011
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    :D  what a story
     
  7. Toxicon, Feb 14, 2011
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    That is beyond amazing.
     
  8. Bumblethumper, Feb 14, 2011
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    should've had better disabled access.

    In all fairness, I doubt the tasering was necessary. She probably wasn't putting her hands behind her back... because she couldn't
     
  9. Greyryder, Feb 14, 2011
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    Tasered her in a motorized cart? C'mon guys, I don't think she'd have got far on foot.
     
  10. Omegatron, Feb 14, 2011
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    She must've thought the electronics department was just another buffet.
     
  11. Nachtsider, Feb 14, 2011
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    Personally, I doubt the tasering did much damage, considering how well-insulated she is.

    Looks like the fat's in the fire now for her.
     
  12. rattrap007, Feb 14, 2011
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    Don't steal if you are too fat to run...
     
  13. Tigertrack, Feb 14, 2011
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    Go to Subway lady!
     
  14. blumpy2000, Feb 14, 2011
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    :lol  Was a taser really necessary? I find it a little hard to believe that it would have been difficult to subdue a very obese woman, with a short reach, while sitting in a rascal that's stuck in a door.
     
  15. SCPrime, Feb 14, 2011
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    I wouldn't be surprised if she invokes the disability act and sues the store cuz she couldn't fit through their doors.
     
  16. 03Mach1, Feb 14, 2011
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    Motorized carts are the downfall of man.
     
  17. Ace Convoy, Feb 14, 2011
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  18. coppertop5150, Feb 14, 2011
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    I would have tasered her also...... read it all.. she already PUNCHED A LOSS PREVENTION LADY IN THE FACE .... what makes the cop think she wont get punched also.

    I doubt she only weighed 400lbs.... I like the photo of the fat lady in the cart " this is a stock image not the lady arrested " LMAO they do so many articles of fat people on carts they need a stock image LMAO
     
  19. grimlock1972, Feb 14, 2011
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    WTF? :lolol  I am far from a lightweight but damn just damn.
     
  20. The Crazy Collector, Feb 14, 2011
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