^o^CORVUS^o^ and his super-rare funnies

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  1. ^o^CORVUS^o^

    ^o^CORVUS^o^ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme

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    Okay folks, this strip is a few years old, and its fairly long, so I'll post it a few frames at at time. When its all posted, if you folks like it I may do more. :D 

    Also, the first image is an animated GIF, so please let it fully load before you continue.

    DC Direct Dickery - Part 1
    Pictures by Corvus, Words by Dusty

    As we begin our story, a small grouping of characters has gathered to discuss a thorny topic: Who's death sucked the most.
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    Will SD-Thanos make it to the bathroom? Will Prime recover his wallet? How will everyone react to Superman being such a gigantic ass? Tune in for the next installment and see!

    To Be Continued!
     
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  2. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    :lol  Great way to start your comic.
     
  3. ^o^CORVUS^o^

    ^o^CORVUS^o^ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme

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    Thanks much :D 
     
  4. ^o^CORVUS^o^

    ^o^CORVUS^o^ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme

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    Time for a few more frames :) 

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  5. Grimlock_13

    Grimlock_13 Rattrap Teabag

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    :lol  :lol  :lol  Awesome start!
     
  6. ^o^CORVUS^o^

    ^o^CORVUS^o^ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme

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    Thanks much G13. That means something coming from a guy who makes funnies that I can only read while NOT eating or drinking :D 

    The third group of frames will come tomorrow. Thanks folks!
     
  7. GladiatorPrime

    GladiatorPrime working on Rampage P2-V2

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    :lolol 
     
  8. Rattrap Primal

    Rattrap Primal Geek Overlord

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    finally, a strip where Optimus isn't a Dick, being overshadowed by the pioneer of Dickery, Superman (check out Superdickery)
     
  9. Necromaster

    Necromaster FEAR ME MORTALS

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    Look up in the sky!

    It's a bird!

    It's a plane!

    No! It's... aw great, it's this dick.
     
  10. Screamingjet

    Screamingjet Well-Known Member

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    Took the words right outta my mouth. Not that I dont find it funny, I do- but where in the funnies did some one first come up with the idea of making our upright childhood heroes complete A$$#*LES?

    Still funny- good start :D 
     
  11. ^o^CORVUS^o^

    ^o^CORVUS^o^ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme

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    Thanks all! I'm glad you all like it thus far. And now, the battle continues...

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    (* Or at least he was back in 2006 when we created this strip. RIP Gary)

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    The story continues tonight!
     
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    boxorak Lovable Noob

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    :lolol 
    Someone's been on Superdickery.com, I see.
     
  13. ^o^CORVUS^o^

    ^o^CORVUS^o^ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme

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    Oh yeah, we concocted this whole thing back when it was still a pretty hot internet topic :D 
     
  14. Genesisprime

    Genesisprime is hiding in the shadows!

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    :lolol 
     
  15. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    While the Gary Coleman joke is too soon (and kind of dickish), the rest of the comic was funny. :lol 
     
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    ^o^CORVUS^o^ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme

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    Yeah, it was done years before he passed away, and I honestly thought of substituting something else. Unfortunately, I couldn't think of what to substitute it with. Perhaps zombie Ronald Regan? Hell, a PHOTO of Ronald Regan :D 
     
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    Superman is a Dick. Can anyone stop him without magic or Kryptonite?
     
  18. ^o^CORVUS^o^

    ^o^CORVUS^o^ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme

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    Well, let's find out. Because someone is back, and feeling MUCH better:

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    Can even a fully recovered Thanos withstand the awesome superdickery of the Man of Tomorrow? Tune in later for the epic (and hilarious) conclusion!
     
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    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    :lolol 
     
  20. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    SUPERJERK!!!! :lolol  :lolol  :lolol 
     

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