That'd have to be either one weak ear drum, or one hell of a kiss. The kind of kiss that molests your soul.
Dammit! Beat me to it! *Shakes fist* Anyway, that's REALLY weird. A passionate kiss makes a woman deaf. *Insert joke about a sex position ruining one of the five senses here*
The other, other hole? That's some funny shit about the Chinese media spreading the word, but sucks the lady's half deaf.
I've had loud kisses on my cheek that were intentionally loud that made my ear hurt a bit. But nothing that could damage my hearing. This is just too weird.