Now You know that don't even sound right

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  1. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Drat, outsmarted by a Lorry, I am disgraced

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    Kiss Kills Woman’s Hearing - Neatorama
     
  2. CdnShockwave

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    *raises left eyebrow slightly*
     
  3. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    That'd have to be either one weak ear drum, or one hell of a kiss.

    The kind of kiss that molests your soul.
     
  4. Pravus Prime

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    Bad kiss! Bad kiss!!!
     
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    The Kiss of Deaf
     
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    I´m sorry what?
     
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  8. Eric

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    Dammit! Beat me to it! *Shakes fist* Anyway, that's REALLY weird. A passionate kiss makes a woman deaf.

    *Insert joke about a sex position ruining one of the five senses here*
     
  9. SPLIT LIP

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    The other, other hole?

    That's some funny shit about the Chinese media spreading the word, but sucks the lady's half deaf.
     
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    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    "I'll swallow your soul!"

    That's not the right orifice, ya know...
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    Suck my kiss!
     
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    Does not Compute. But let's get the media all over it! Thanks China.
     
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    Heard about that on and Adult Swim Bumper, thought it was a lie.

    But damn man.
     
  15. AnimatedFan

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    I've had loud kisses on my cheek that were intentionally loud that made my ear hurt a bit. But nothing that could damage my hearing.

    This is just too weird.
     
  16. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Drat, outsmarted by a Lorry, I am disgraced

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    One of the people who left a comment at the blog post from the link beat us all to it
     
  17. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    The kiss probably had a high melamine content.