Normal day in college life?

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  1. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    Today whilst leaving the student housing I'm horrendously forced to stay in to run some errands, I noticed a new addition to the typical scenery: a discarded pair of panties, next to the handicapped parking space, and right by the wheelchair ramp. I've seem some odd things here and there but this lonesome pair of panties was inexplicably intriguing to me, so much so that I decided to chronicle the event for future reference:



    Even still, making a dumb video about it was not enough. The panties still lingered in my mind. What was the story to this? Just what happened? Why the hell is some girl in a wheelchair missing her undergarments? Unable to sleep with such intense queries upon my wee brain, I got up out of bed at 3 AM and went down to find out more. The panties were still there, and in attempt to solve the mystery, I broke out the questions:



    It was an insightful and inspiring interview to say the very least. I consider myself a changed man. From now on, I'm gonna walk through life with my head held high. It pleases me to know there really is beauty in this often abominable world we live in. Thank you panties. Thank you for showing me the way.

    Ok all horseshit aside, what odd sights have you seen at college/university? I'm almost certain many of you must have stories that can easily beat my discovery of random parking lot panties. LET'S HEAR IT TFW, GO GO GO
     
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  2. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    lolol handicap parking lot panties, almost as funny as loading bay brassieres.

    college was great, given a chance id do it all over again.
     
  3. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    college is different in the UK, but i digress.

    i once saw a kitty that had been run over on the way to college. poor little bugger, that image will stick with me for along time. it wasn't funny, so maybe i shouldn't have shared it...
     
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    we took a dead dear once dressed it up and set it on a bench with a beer and left it to watch people freak out!!!!
     
  5. Star Sabre James

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    You should submit it to colegehumor.com
     
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    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl TFW2005 Supporter

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    If only something more exciting were to happen at my college...

    Oh wait... my sociology professor had us, a couple weeks ago, to go around campus for nearly half an hour... acting deviant!!! Though, probably not quite as exciting as some of the things you guys mention...
     
  7. Ravenxl7

    Ravenxl7 W.A.F.F.L.E.O.

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    Actually, nothing really happens here....ever. I did see a dead deer on the way to class this morning, but that's about it, lol. I'm sure that if my college had dorms, instead of being a commuter college, more interesting things would happen here from time to time.
     
  8. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    I saw 11 people crammed into a Ford Escort once. Well, I didn't really see it, as my face was pressed up against the windshield.
     
  9. DestronGenerals

    DestronGenerals Well-Known Member

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    i go to school in the city, anything
    odd that happens in boston, i'm also privy to.
     
  10. Foster

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    We hooked up a suicide belt of firecrackers to a WWF Brutus the Barber toy, lit it, and dropped him down our concrete stairwell from the 10th floor. ka-POW!!!1

    Good times, good times.
     
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    Seeing my next door neighbor shaving his nipples in the hallway; a daily occurance.

    Oh, college memories...
     
  12. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    I loved my college experience.

    I was an architecture student, so we had studios instead of just classes. 80 percent of your time your hanging out in the studio with guys doing drawings, working late til the morning, getting chased out by security. stuff we did:

    -a buddy threw a chair while having a fit. 2 floors down. got chased by the faculty cop.
    -sprayed the fire hose at kids from upper floor. someones birthday.
    -made costumes for a project. proceeded to scare people and traffic around campus.
    -had supper on the roof. lit it up ala the crow.
    -made a maze using workstation partitions, made a mosh pit from side pedestals. one dude cut up his head with the fan ceiling body slamming.

    ive even had quickies in the faculty. a couple of times.

    be back with more anecdotes.
     
  13. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    Ah, memories... most of my university anecdotes involve my genitalia, worryingly.

    There was the time a friend of mine smacked me in the balls in the middle of the campus with a 1kg tub of vaseline.

    My housemate got bored of my genitals quite quickly, he kept standing at the bottom of the stairs in our house when I had come out of the shower and just had a towel on...

    In our first year we stayed in a tower block in a massive halls of residence and had a shitty kitchen... so we ran up 5 flights of stairs with a cooker to swap for another one... then ran back down with it of course. They found out and we had to do it again!!! It also generally involved waking up to find kebabs in the bath. One time someone pooped in the communal living room, which was gross as hell.

    Second year of uni we had the police called to our house because one of our friends had found a load of furniture in a back alley, and had someone brought it to our street and reconstructed an entire living room and a kitchen outside our house.

    Oh, and in my final year, we moved to a really shady part of Manchester (it was cheap...) and had a drug dealer living next door, about 4 murders within 200m of our door, and a guy's head blown off with a shotgun 2 doors down (it was on Guy Fawkes night and we thought it was a firework...).

    We also ran a society at Uni called the Megalomaniacs... dunno if you USA-types have societies, they're kind of like clubs (as in like collectors club, rather than nightspot) except sanctioned by the university, so you get funding etc.. So we had about 400 people join for £1 each, which meant the uni gave us £3 per person. So £1.6k in total. About 5 people turned up each meeting, so we had a fucking great time spending all that money, and went out for a massive meal at the end which cost about £600 for 10 of us. Awesome!!!
     
  14. Ktulu

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    Ha thanks for the responses guys, I hope public nipple shaving, firehoses, WWF firecrackers, etc are soon to come for me.

    No murders though please :eek: 
     
  15. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    Yeah, I wholeheartedly endorse the second part!!!!
     
  16. Jeremy.B

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    My first year at Alabama in '95 my roommate was from Chicago, and thought he was a gangsta. Had a HUUUUUGE fro and always had girls over. I wasn't a pimp yet so my pimphand wasn't strong, and I use to wake up in the night to him running in from the communal bathroom butt naked after getting caught by the dorm supe.

    I was in the engineering dorm so it was fairly tame; only bad memory was we had two liter bottls of Crown Royal and had all the doors open and having a kinda hallway party. Our Dorm manager came through and, let me tell you, nothing was as painful as watching multiple bottles of crown being poured down the sink.

    Most of the crazy stuff happened at Sorority Row. Again, I wasn't quite the pimp yet, but there was one ditzy-but-fine blonde in my Fortran class who took a liking to me, as a little brother (I was 16 when I started college), and she would invite me over all the time. Those chicks were crazy, man. Also Rose hall was pretty crazy as well. As you can imagine, most of the debauchery and wildness happened during football season or summer semester. The pep rallies, mostly involving booze and fire, were unreal.
     
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    And don't talk to those panties anymore. They look like they are on the rag.
     
  18. Jeremy.B

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    :lolol  :lolol 
     
  19. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    We have lots of squirrels on campus, and they're actually quite friendly. One morning I grabbed a coffee and a pastry from Starbucks, and I ended up feeding a large amount of the pastry to a squirrel. No one else was around, so I felt like a crazy animal person just chilling there feeding the squirrel. He was close enough to where I could pet him, but he'd probably attack me for the lulz. I'm easily amused.

    Also, I had a psychology teacher who used to tell the most outrageous and dirty stories. It was jawsome. I was fresh from repressed G-rated high school, and so she really made my first year of college an interesting one. I haven't had a fun professor like that since. :( 
     
  20. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Formerly Leader Blackout TFW2005 Supporter

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    When I was in high school, we had a squirrel that would come up to our deck in our backyard and eat right out of our hand. It was freakishly weird and friendly, kinda scary actually. But, yeah, squirrels rule. I still want one of those black squirrels from Russia as seen in the other thread.
     

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