Noisy sex woman admits Asbo breach

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  1. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    LOL and LOL.

    Just put a gag on I say...
     
  2. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    Damn. I wouldn't want to be in her tentsite on a camping trip... or would I?
     
  3. blumpy2000

    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    Gross...not the story, but the picture attached in the news post.
     
  4. Recall

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    I love the UK but its typical british scum. That face deserves an asbo.
     
  5. red4

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    I've had loud sex neighbors. I can ignore it if no one else hears it. But when someone else is in the room hearing it too, I feel like I have to tell them it bothers me. This only happened in apartments, but as I live in a proper house now, there's plenty of thick walls and distance separating me from any potential love howls.
     
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    Ah this is a thread I have personal dealins with. My neighbor upstairs above me screams and moans like its going out of style. She acts like she is being murdered up their. I had to ask her one day, those noises that come out of your house at night, are you OK afterwards. I never got a respond back from her but I was letting her know that I can hear it and to please stop.
     
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    couldn't they do like they did in "Get Smart" and put on a cone of silence?
     
  8. Doug

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    That is why I will not live in an apartment complex. I used to have a friend who lived in a duplex and he had a young girl living next to him. He used to hear her sex noise all the time.
     
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    Takara_destron Mainly lurking these days

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    No kidding.
     
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    Gives "gag order" a whole new meaning :D  People who are loud during sex should insulate their room better.
     
  11. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    I had a similar problem with the couple that lived in the room across the hall from me in residence. Loud sex almost every night... consequently I ended up sleeping through quite a few lectures.
     
  12. Sizzle

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    It's not actually the woman screaming. It's the guy's dick yelling at him for putting into such a repulsive monstrosity.
     
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    *whew* makes me glad I didn't click the link.
     
  14. Murasame

    Murasame CHIMICHANGAS

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    What is Asbo breach?
     
  15. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    An ASBO is an 'Anti Social Behavior Order' basically a lame ass court order given to people for doing stupid things, essentially one step up from a slap on the wrist.

    Given to kiddish thugs who are up to no good, busy terrorising the neighbourhood. They get in one little fight and the government gets scared, you're going to live with your Aunt and Uncle in Bel Air.

    Wait. What?

    So anyway the courts slap this order on you saying don't do what you were doing before (fighting, hanging out with your gang, stabbing small dogs, having loud sex). You breech your order you might have incredibly bad things happen to you. Like ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

    So yeah. ASBO's are taken vewwy vewwy seriously here in the UK...
     
  16. Matrix Soul

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    Fixed
     
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    Recently, I've had problems like this. I teach at a music store that has an apartment next door, and if the couple on the other side of the wall isn't fighting, they're enjoying loud make up party time happy fun action. Either way, it's embarassing when I have to teach a kid to play drums.

    Usually I just speak in a very loud and frantic manner and tell my students to play very loud.
     
  18. Team Jetfire

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    Well, looking at the picture I can only assume that those noises are typical when trying to have sex with a Hippopotamus.
     
  19. Ziero

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    Gag it, bag it and run very far away......

    Incidentally, the neighbor looked kinda decent.
     
  20. Mr. Sparklebot

    Mr. Sparklebot 'Til All Are Juan

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    Eww, do not want, lady. DO. NOT. WANT.

    I guess the ASBO wasn't the only thing breached...

    :puke2: 
     

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