No wonder why UK werent getting decent toys, Hookers R Us!

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  1. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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  2. Bumblethumper

    Bumblethumper old misery guts

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    shit, that's what a 20k prostitute looks like?
     
  3. cybertron2006

    cybertron2006 Fly By Clockwork Pictures

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    I kinda figured a prostitute for that money would at least sliiiiiiightly resemble Megan Fox. >.>
     
  4. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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    My thoughts exactly....
     
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    Pretty much those. UK must have low standards or something.
     
  6. cybertron2006

    cybertron2006 Fly By Clockwork Pictures

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    Apparently, the British have lower standards than we do.
     
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    Horrid picture, she still looks over 35 though. But as to why she's worth 20k a week. Did you see the picture of his wife?
     
  8. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    She either did some weird shit or was woefully overpaid. She was like Hasbro: overpriced with poor quality control.
     
  9. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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    :lol 
     
  10. Auto Morph

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    Or more money than sense...
     
  11. DethPike

    DethPike Master of Sinanju

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    She's GOTTA be making it up. I can't believe that ANY dude would be THAT stupid. $20K a week? Is he BLIND?
     
  12. doomboy536

    doomboy536 Universe Onslaught fanboy

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    A far more likely explanation. 20K a week, WTF. That's just absurd!
     
  13. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    He only paid her for £10 for the sex. The rest was hush money so he wouldn't have to admit that he had sex with her.
     
  14. Killamarshan

    Killamarshan Iacon Tourist

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    Only reason to sleep with someone who looks like that is you'll probably get a decent cooked breakfast in the morning.


    I'd forgive him most things if he'd made sure all the CHUGs were available for retail - he didn't so feed him to the lions.
     
  15. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    DO NOT WANT! Seriously either most of that money was hush money or the woman is an animal in the sack or guy has some seriously low standards.
     
  16. Sinnertwin

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    Bahahahahaha okay, kid

    OT: for $20k I was expecting Aphrodite. This guy is paying for Bilbo Baggins
     
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    You all do realize that he paid 20k in pounds which is actually 31k USD, right?
     
  18. TrueNomadSkies

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    I was gonna go with Billie Piper, but I guess that works too.
     
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    If I had sex with that, I would totally pay her to keep her mouth shut.
     
  20. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Ha!
     

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