No pockets to hold your pills? No problem!

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  1. T-money

    T-money Cake is good

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    Deputies find woman with more than 60 pills in vagina - Off the Beat with Will Greenlee

    Deputies find woman with more than 60 pills in vagina

    By Will Greenlee on July 21, 2010 7:47 AM

    A woman accused of having more than five dozen prescription pills stashed in her vagina at the St. Lucie County jail faces a felony charge, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

    Selina Bentz, 36, last week initially denied bringing prescription meds into the slammer, but when explained "jail procedures" the Port St. Lucie woman fessed up, saying she had a plastic bag of oxycodone, Xanax, suboxone and Klonopin in her private area.

    Bentz, of the 2200 block of Southeast Marsh Lane, plucked the bag from her vagina, liberating the container in which an investigator found more than 60 pills, the majority of which were oxycodone.

    Bentz said she brought the pills because she didn't want to get sick from withdrawal.

    St. Lucie County Sheriff's investigators earlier had learned Bentz would be in court for an alleged violation of probation and that she knew she'd be detained for an "undetermined amount of time." Sheriff's officials also were told that Bentz planned to squirrel away meds in her vagina "in order to avoid detoxing."

    Bentz was taken to jail and didn't declare any contraband. An investigator asked whether she brought prescription medication into the jail. She initially denied it, but later said she had pills within her vagina.

    Bentz was arrested on an introduction of contraband charge in connection with the incident, though records indicate she faces additional charges, including violation of probation.


    This is from a local paper's website down in South Florida...they have a blog dedicated to wacky crime stories. If you get a chance, I would recommend scanning through some of the headlines. Makes for some humorous reading.

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  2. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good TFW2005 Supporter

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    Holy. Shit.

    I can't think of a smart or funny comment to say. Dammit!
     
  3. Dremare

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    That sounds.... Very uncomfortable.
     
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    Fanta, meet screen. Via nose.

    On topic: that's...special. D:
     
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    It's like nature's pocket!
     
  7. red4

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    It's like the author made a point of shoehorning the word "vagina" as many times as possible.

    Don't do drugs, kids. Sooner or later, they'll do you back, quite literally.
     
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    Vagina, the first 4th dimension pocket
     
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    :lolol :lolol :lolol :lolol 
     
  10. moreprimeland

    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it! Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    CdnShockwave..WIN..love Horatio!! :cool: 

    Hey, if the area can hold a 7lb-9lb baby, a few pills shouldn't be that big of a challenge.. :eek: 

    (this thread s/b in the fuzzy, how did you guys miss this?..:D )
     
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    .....

    Wow. Almost as bad as the inmate from I think Wisconsin that shoved a knife, a pipe, an ounce of marijuana, cigarettes, tattoo needles and tattoo ink up his bumhole. :crazy:  *shakes head*
     
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    I have no comment. I just wanted to quote this.
     
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    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it! Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    I looked at your user title and this was even more funny :lol 
     
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    great quote.
     
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    A friend of mine did the same a few years ago. Good way for smuggling when on the way to the festival.
     
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    I think it is gross.
     
  20. Chaos Muffin

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    Suprised they missed it on the rubber glove check.

    People's been smuggling like this forever, now the police have to check everyone's butthole that comes through the gate. :( 
    Guess she was'nt into the swallowing the condom trick. She could've just pooped out her prize the next day. :lol 
     

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