Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by thebruteslayer, Sep 15, 2011.
Nicolas Cage reveals man once broke into his home, ate Fudgesicle naked at his bedside
O_O damn creepers
He called the cops? He's motherfucking Ghost Rider! What a pansy.
Why didn't he just show the intruder 'the wicker man'? That would at least put him into a coma or something.
If I woke up to that id only have one question for the nekked man! Weres my fudgesicle at?
Unless he was black!
(Sorry, I had to say it.)
I read that title and the first thing I thought was "Yes, that sounds like a thing that Nicolas Cage would have happen to him".
Because let's face it, we were all thinking it.
Did the burgler literally eat his fudgesicles? Or was Cage describing some sort of sex crime?
Can't it be both?
Was his reaction anything like these?
Edit: Probably NSFW.
His Fudgesicle was Gone In 60 Seconds.
Omega - That video is amazing.
Only Nic Cage could have a scene where he gets to punch a woman while in a bear suit.
That video led me to this:"The Wicker Man" best bits + Falcon Punch - YouTube
Classic. Bought tears to my eyes.
This is just so wrong.
When I read the thread title, I thought Nicolas Cage was the one who broke into someone's home. I didn't even bat an eye, it sounded logical to me.
What is wrong with the world when a man cannot guarantee the safety of his Fudgesicles?
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