Nicolas Cage reveals man broke into his home, ate Fudgesicle naked at his bedside...

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  1. thebruteslayer

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    O_O damn creepers
     
  3. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    He called the cops? He's motherfucking Ghost Rider! What a pansy.
     
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    Why didn't he just show the intruder 'the wicker man'? That would at least put him into a coma or something.
     
  6. wikkiddavis

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    If I woke up to that id only have one question for the nekked man! Weres my fudgesicle at?
     
  7. Kuma Style

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    Unless he was black!

    (Sorry, I had to say it.)
     
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    I read that title and the first thing I thought was "Yes, that sounds like a thing that Nicolas Cage would have happen to him".
     
  10. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    Because let's face it, we were all thinking it.
     
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    Did the burgler literally eat his fudgesicles? Or was Cage describing some sort of sex crime?
     
  12. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Can't it be both?
     
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    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Was his reaction anything like these?

    Edit: Probably NSFW.
     
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    His Fudgesicle was Gone In 60 Seconds.
     
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    Omega - That video is amazing.
     
  16. Nemesis251

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    Only Nic Cage could have a scene where he gets to punch a woman while in a bear suit.
     
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    Sonscreen Casual TF collector<br><b><font color=#FF0000>aksm TFW2005 Supporter

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    This is just so wrong.
     
  19. Lord Of Tetris

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    When I read the thread title, I thought Nicolas Cage was the one who broke into someone's home. I didn't even bat an eye, it sounded logical to me.
     
  20. The F.N.G.

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    What is wrong with the world when a man cannot guarantee the safety of his Fudgesicles?
     

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