Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat

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    Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat - Yahoo! News

    LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

    The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.

    The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.

    Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.

    Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas.
     
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    Seems to me like they really didnt want to admit they lost both suspects and just grabbed a goat.
     
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    Wow... It is amazing that any newspaper would report this without being known as a satire paper like The Onion.
     
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    Was the stolen car involved with Ram raiding then?.
     
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    Nigerian car thief, terrorize!
     
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    Cops there, they don't.

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    What... the hell? How could anyone transform into a goat? Were the policeman drunk?
     
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    "It's magic, we don't have to explain it."
     
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    No Transfarmers jokes?

    Bah. Like, not a goat "bah", but... fuggit, I'm like one of 8 people who get it, anyway.
     
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    Dude, there was a kid who transformed into a whale in my school, maybe this is his brother?
     
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    First werecars and now weregoats. Be afraid......
     

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