News of the weird- from the Associated Press

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  1. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    Thought Id try putting something one everyday and see how long it could go:
    You guys need to read the whole thread as Im putting new ones every day!
     
  2. newguy

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    Awesome
     
  3. Spartan Prime

    Spartan Prime is an apathetic douchebag

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    Lol, that's so damn absurd. I love humanity, there's no way we're headed for the shitter.

    /overlyobvioussarcasm
     
  4. Dinobot Nuva

    Dinobot Nuva Johnny 3 Tears Veteran

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    *kicks back in chair*
    WELL, let's see where THIS thread takes us!
     
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    Gigatron_2005 President of Calendars

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    TFW2005 torch and pitchfork squad is go! Humanity is doomed! Get off my lawn you kids!! Hang all those who disagree!!!

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    The more I read of this, the more I believe in 2012 *gets to work on her "REPENT" cardboard cut out*
     
  7. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    Today's news bit

     
  8. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    Science on the cutting edge:
     
  9. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    cool stories bro
     
  10. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    How the hell did he send a coded fax if he was bound like a mummy? The CIA or MI6 need to hire this guy stat.
     
  11. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    yoy know I was wondering that too

    did he dial 911 or its equivalent and then communicate via morse code?
     
  12. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    Science on the cutting Edge, part 2
     
  13. Roanstalker

    Roanstalker Great Baan Gaan fan

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    Ok thats funny :lol .
     
  14. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    At first when it said the word nocturnal, I was thinking she had a family of racoons or something living up inside her.
     
  15. 1govnor1

    1govnor1 Giggidy

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    Wouldn't she figure out something was wrong when all of her leftovers would disappear over night or the correlation between her ballooning weight and her spiking grocery bills.
     
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    seeker311 The Collector

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    Science on the cutting edge, part 3

     

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