Its out in the UK next week! Before the rest of the world! Ahahaha! I might not be laughing so much if it turns out to be poop though. But I get to see Holly Valance kicking peoples asses in her pants before you.
Double damn you. I'm out of work on long term disability for now, and can't go to a movie theatre right now to even see a movie. I'll wait for the DVD release as (like I mentioned) I enjoy the pause function. Not for those "naughty bits," but for my bladder and bowels. If this movie is done as well as Resident Evil or even Silent Hill in regards to game to movie translation, it will rock. But, if it is done in the same calibre as Super Mario Brothers, RUN, MUDDAFOCHER, RUN! When I had my XBox, I had Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball. Man, that is one game I miss because it was FUN to play. The Casino was a lot of fun.
I watched the trailer, and was trying to think of something cliche to say, like "another video game movie to bomb" or something like that. And as I sat there, all I could think was "God Damn that blonde is freakin' hot." You see, I have this weakness for black undies, and well ... Ahem. Best trailer ever.
.....where the fuck is Ryo. yeah yeah yeah I know the girls have always been the main atraction of DOA, but I mean really the most badass ninja ever is not present in that movie? come on... I dunno if it will suck but I have you guys to tell me such things.
The first trailer brought me to tears due to the sucktitude. I simply cannot force myself to watch this one. Hotties or not.
The only movie I liked with Devon Aoki was Sin City... And she only had a minor role in that... She just doesn't appeal to me... BTW, her dad's the dude that brought you Benihana... Quite surprised when I found that out a while ago for some reason... But I really do like Jaime Pressly...
A hot Asian chick, an inbred hillbilly starring on My Name Is Earl, and a bunch of women with swords just doesn't do it for me. Guess my girlfriend has me whipped. ...and laid. :-D
So...it's Charlie's Angels mixed with Mortal Kombat? Oh well, at least I get to see it for free. -Tony!
For Fucks sake what is wrong with you people? Its got Holly Valance in it. Its got Jamie Pressley in it. Its got the Peoples Republic of Ninjaland in it! Its got Holly Valance in it. Its even got Eric Fucking Roberts!!! Of course this will be the greatest movie ever. Script? Acting? Pfft.. who needs em? Did I mention Holly Valance is in it?
eye candy, sweet delicious eye candy we all know it'll hardly be celluloid gold but it'll do for a friday night!
Peoples Republic of Ninjaland = BEST COUNTRY EVER Edit You're all going to love me for this. Seriously. www.tikgnat.com/netstuff/dead_or_alive_holly_valance_850k.wmv Right click and save as... and let happiness commence!
