New Starscream Bust Description: WTF??

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  1. GogDog

    GogDog Logic's wayward son Veteran

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    Read the description for this not-yet-released 'Screamer bust:

    Wow. :lol 

    http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=DMC10526&mode=retail&picture=out
     
  2. Mirage914

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    That sounds exactly like him.;) 
     
  3. Mike

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    uh... ok lol they butchered that character
     
  4. GogDog

    GogDog Logic's wayward son Veteran

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    Well, it's obviously blatant sarcasm, they just never really give the punchline.
     
  5. IACON

    IACON "That's Vector Sigma?" TFW2005 Supporter

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    seconded :lol 
     
  6. Rodimal Magnus

    Rodimal Magnus A Touch of Destiny

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    I wonder if the person who wrote that has stopped ROTFLing yet.


    Out
     
  7. NGW

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    Seems like an honest, truthful, and fitting description. Afterall, who could possibly be more loyal than dear Starscream?
     
  8. emo_transformer

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    cold blooded , ruthless and self-centred that is the decepticon way isn't it ..?
     
  9. SMOG

    SMOG Vocab-champion ArgueTitan

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    I think Starscream got to write the plaque for his own honorary statue. That ol' snake...

    :) 

    zmog
     
  10. NGW

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    Don't forget treachery, and blind loyalty.
     
  11. Grimlock_13

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    That's hil-freaking-larious...I so have to save that.
     
  12. NGW

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    Indeed
     
  13. ActionMasterZod

    ActionMasterZod LarzArz on twitter, man.

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    That is classic.
     
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    My guess is Cobra Commander wrote it for him. Starscream will write Cobra Commanders later
     
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    BBTS has some of the best written descriptions for figures ever. Ever since they hired writers for them, it's been pure hilarity. Some of the Star Wars descriptions left me laughing for days.
     
  16. Feralstorm

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    This is right up there with Waspinator writing his own bio for the BW 10th anniversary.
     
  17. NGW

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    God I love my 10th Aniv. Waspinator...always knew there was a reason he was second to Dinobot as my fav from BW.
     
  18. DeceptiKreep

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    The site lists this as part of the description as well, before the above mentioned.....

    Wonder if they even watched the cartoon.... :D 
     
  19. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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  20. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    You guys are missing the joke here. History is written by the victor. Starscream wrote that bio himself just before his coronation. :D 
     

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