I'll rephrase that sorry, "Why would any straight male over the age of 15 who wasn't forced or hopeful of getting some loving out of this want to watch it?" Better?
I would rather watch a rainbow brite and strawberry shortcake marathon then go seeing anything that has to do with Twilight/New Moon
One of my co-workers is getting dragged to see it by his wife; I spent most of the day laughing at his expense. Even Dracula 3000 was a better representation of vampires than this Twilight nonsense.
Aww man. And you were doing so well with almost everything else I know about you. All of a sudden though? It's like I don't know you at all. AT ALL!
I'd go see it with some friends if I were allowed to talk in the theatre! Twilight flicks are an awesome party game, for real.
How old is seventeen in werewolf years, like thirtysomething, right? If so, I got some guilt-free masturbating to do.