Naked Drunk man drives truck through condo

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  1. Ace Convoy

    Ace Convoy Well-Known Member

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    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Hung like donkey, smart like truck?
     
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    Now that's what I call being hammered.
     
  4. ArmadaJetfire

    ArmadaJetfire Yamato is go! ;D

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    I guess you could say....

    (glasses)

    That it was hammertime for him.

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
     
  5. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Also if I didn't know any better, I'd say think he was driving a Dodge.

    (but it shows a Ford in the picture, so I guess he didn't truly "hit it" the way I'd hoped)
     
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    All I saw before I clicked on the thread was "Naked Drunk man drives truck through..."
    Yeah :sly2: .
     
  7. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    That's really all you needed to read, honestly.

    I mean, the fact that his name was Eli & that he proceeded to attack the guy with a hammer added a little bit to the story, but the fact that he was drunk & naked while driving into a house pretty much holds it's own.
     
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    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    Eli the naked, hammer hurting, drunk man... driving a truck through a condo.
    That's... that's like a ready made comedy skit.
     
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    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    Please hammer don't hurt em.
     
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    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    Naked? Drunk? In a truck? Alone?

    Someone was beating their meat like a fucking butcher.
     
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    LOL!
     
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    He started attacking the condo owner right after running his truck through their house?? I can see how that argument went down.

    *smashes truck into house*

    Naked drunk guy: "Look what your house did to my truck!!"
    Homeowner: "Look what your truck did to my house!!"

    HAMMER!
     
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