Police: Naked man rammed condo with dump truck | The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram

...Hmm I think the Hammer won

 

Hung like donkey, smart like truck?

 

Now that's what I call being hammered.

 

I guess you could say....

(glasses)

That it was hammertime for him.

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Also if I didn't know any better, I'd say think he was driving a Dodge.

(but it shows a Ford in the picture, so I guess he didn't truly "hit it" the way I'd hoped)

 

All I saw before I clicked on the thread was "Naked Drunk man drives truck through..."
Yeah  .

 

That's really all you needed to read, honestly.

I mean, the fact that his name was Eli & that he proceeded to attack the guy with a hammer added a little bit to the story, but the fact that he was drunk & naked while driving into a house pretty much holds it's own.

 

Eli the naked, hammer hurting, drunk man... driving a truck through a condo.
That's... that's like a ready made comedy skit.

 

Please hammer don't hurt em.

 

Naked? Drunk? In a truck? Alone?

Someone was beating their meat like a fucking butcher.

 

LOL!

 

He started attacking the condo owner right after running his truck through their house?? I can see how that argument went down.

*smashes truck into house*

Naked drunk guy: "Look what your house did to my truck!!"
Homeowner: "Look what your truck did to my house!!"

HAMMER!