Nafaa's Mantra Fat People Need Apply Only

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  1. Scourge

    Scourge I shall rise again

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    http://northamericanfatassassociation.com/

    I am fat. I accept this. I embrace this. I acknowledge and agree to the penalties of this. The extra wide feet. The extra money for 2XL or larger clothes. The fact that I will never drive a car for its fuel economy. The looks at the buffet and the freedom of using a wheelchair at Wal-Mart. The jokes and the laughter. The snickering and the whispering. The seatbelt extensions and worn spots on all of my shirts where the steering wheel rubs. The tire and shock expense. The 64oz fountain drinks for $1.19, and the cup holders that are useless for them. Drive through fast food, drink stations, oil change stations, and carwashes. The constant hunger and a snack food budget. The having to avoid stairs and small elevators. Not caring what your shoes look like. Not knowing what your shoes look like. Laces vs. Velcro. Velcro vs. slip on. Needing a mirror to check your zipper. Flushing twice, ha, try 3 times or more. The toilet paper usage and handicap stalls. The pit stains and skid marks. Always looking hungry. O shit handles in my vehicle, and the Mt. Everest like climb into and out of my vehicle. The fantasy games where everyone is thin. For this, NAFAA is my sanctuary. A place that accepts me for all of this, and is made of the same. I am fat. I am proud. I am warm. I am hungry
     
  2. ranoobu

    ranoobu I like fried chicken

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    I don't know what else to say except for this sentence.
     
  3. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    OKKKKKK?!?!

    I am glad I am not able to join this group, and hope to never join it.
     
  4. Scourge

    Scourge I shall rise again

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    The whole Point of this Group is to take the Power away from skinny people to insult us Big People

    So Anyway just thought i would Share.
     
  5. ranoobu

    ranoobu I like fried chicken

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    I hope this doesn't sound aggressive/negative/mean or whatever.. just sorta weird to me

    So basically, it's a site to try and have big people insult themselves instead of skinny people insulting them?

    What will this achieve, if anything?

    I think it's sorta funny that it's a group because it's just one page with text.. there's no emlem, registration, or anything.. only.. sorta a statement?
     
  6. Scourge

    Scourge I shall rise again

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    It is just starting out Bro
    Work in progress
     
  7. ranoobu

    ranoobu I like fried chicken

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    Well if it's your site, more power to ya :) 
     
  8. UnicronHound

    UnicronHound Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry but that site just sounds like it's making fun of fat people. That sounds like a bunch of BS because I know fat people(and I'm not saying whether I'm fat or not) and they never complain about what you mention except for being made fun of because their idiotic parents allow it.
     
  9. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    I'm not a fatass myself, but I support fatass rights!
     
  10. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    Same here. Took alort of effort on my part to loose wait and to get into a proper shape. Damm me if I go fatso again.
     
  11. Scourge

    Scourge I shall rise again

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    Dude
    trust me I am a fat person and yes it is making fun of us,
    If a fat person can not handle Sorry I personally think it is Funny as hell
    <425> Muscle and fat So If I offend Any fat people Sorry

    No not really
     
  12. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Formerly Leader Blackout TFW2005 Supporter

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    Uhhhh....well, I use to weigh nearly 330lbs, but lost over 100 lbs. I am much healthier and have put on A LOT of muscle, able to fit into regular size clothes, and just being in better shape.

    I think that if the above mentioned statements are daily experiences for you, you may really want to reconsider the pride thing. That is very unhealthy weight, which can lead to heart problems, breathing problems, etc. I really don't know whether this is a joke post or what. It's kind of weird. You can be confident in yourself, but you cannot allow that confidence to cause you to ignore life-threatening issues. Just my two cents.
     
  13. Scourge

    Scourge I shall rise again

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    No thoose are not daily experiances Just meant to poke fun of being fat.

    I am trying to lose the weight but this club is just meant to be fun
     
  14. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    I...I don't know what to say.
     
  15. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I was with ya until the middle where you talk about 3 flushes or whatever. What the hell does being fat have to do with crapping a freakish amount? I'm all for being proud of your weight, but that was just disturbing right there. Did not give me a good mental picture at all, lol.

    I'm far from athletic, btw...

    -D
     
  16. DragoUnicron

    DragoUnicron Dragon Master

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    This sounds like something from a Garfield strip.
     
  17. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Which, as always, is better without Garfield in it.
     
  18. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    i dont think theres anything wrong with being fat. in fact, some of my best friends are fat.

    i am totally down with the fat agenda.
     
  19. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Sorry, but I'll pass. :lol 
     
  20. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    can't you just listen to Weird Al Yankovic and laugh instead?
    "if I eat, one more pie al a mode/Gonna need, my own zip code."

    I am a little heavy myself and from the crap i have had to deal with for 25 years, i won't voluntarily go to a site just to share fat jokes.
     

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