My toenail turned black six weeks ago

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  1. Foster

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    I noticed it turned black about a week after my marathon and hasn't done anything since. It's growing normally and I've trimmed it. And I tug on it a bit, and there isn't any pain, but it isn't loose either.

    I don't mind because it's winter but I can't wear sandals at Botcon if this doesn't heal by then. I'd have to put a bottle of Jack Daniel's and a pink beard on it. Why ain't it healing?

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    Just kidding dude, that is weird. I slammed my thumb in my car door last year, yes, it hurt like a mother f*cker. The nail turned black, but it was pretty obvious it was going to fall off, eventually.
     
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    ugly!
     
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    Would it help if I put my hipster glasses on my foot?
     
  5. Mr. Jiggles

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    Gross.
     
  6. Foster

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    I know. The GF has been reluctant to make with the head because of it.
     
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    nah, my feet are just as ugly
     
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    I think it happens to a lot of people, it just takes a LONG time to heal.

    Your GF is actually scared of that scabie big toe, BTW. That thing looks like a razor!
     
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    pedicure!
     
  10. Kupp

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    Would it help her if you painted your toenails?
     
  11. Lance Halberd

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    ??

    But toes aren't even near the ... waitaminit ... oh. oh, I see. That explains the limp.
     
  12. ambushbug74

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    If she sees toes when she does it, I think she is doing it wrong.
     
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    Well maybe she isn't facing the way you think she is facing. Maybe he is geting and eyefull at the same time.
     
  14. Foster

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    I've already asked. Her reply was, "I'll still KNOW it's there!"
     
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    Man that sounds just about right.
     
  16. Lance Halberd

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    What about just leaving your socks on?
     
  17. Kupp

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    From what he said I don't think that would work. If it did, blindfolding her would be a solution as well.

    Personally I say spank her until she forgets about it.
     
  18. Ironhide2005

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    Take that thing to a doctor man
     
  19. ambushbug74

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    I figure, either way it's going on, feet shouldn't really be seen.
     
  20. Lance Halberd

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    Pfft. That's women for ya.

    Gets grossed out at the thought of a blackened toenail, but won't even think twice about marfin' down on some hog.
     

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