My review of Shrek 4

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  1. Chopperface

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    If I should post this in a different thread, mods, tag and bag this thread w/ extreme prejudice.

    But anyway I saw Shrek 4 today, and I wrote a little review of it... don't you feel special, TFW? Yeah, let the egg-pelting begin.

    Anywho:

    Btw, that black ogre voiced by the guy from Hot Tub Time Machine is a knockout. He steals every scene he's in with his Chimmy-Chongas. :lolol 
     
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    Spiderus Prime TFW Spongebob since 2007

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    Good Job on the reveiw.
     
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    Thanks for the spoilers, the entire plot and providing me a reason to not see the film.
    A review is supposed to analyze a film without revealing everything so the viewer has little to nothing to find surprising in it.

    why is it worth 3 1/2 stars?
    what makes it a good ending to the film series?
    what did you like about it?
     
  4. Chopperface

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    My humblest apologies, sir or ma'm, but did I spoil the entire plot? No. I only - or at least tried - to write about the things that are the basis for the plot. Did I really spoil the ENTIRE film? No. In my defense, most of the details I mentioned about the film were already seen in the various trailers and commercials.

    I said, I enjoyed the continuity adding, the small moments of humor, and all characters coming out to play.

    But do not take my post here as an attack on you, good sir/ma'm. I'm not actually trying to be a full-blown reviewer, but I'm voicing my opinion in a review-styled way. :) 
     
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    I'm just glad Dreamworks finally put this tiresome franchise to sleep.
     
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    Never saw shrek 1 and 2, but i di d saw shrek 3, and i liek it, Im gonig ot see shrek 4 when it htis theaters on july in guatemala, nice review btw
     
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    So how come Fiona is still an ogre?
     
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    3.5/4 stars isn't the best Shrek?
     
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    Perfect.

    Also FUCKING SPOILERS.

    A review isn't a fucking spoiler post. I swear to god the internet gets dumber every damned day.
     
  10. Chopperface

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    ^ Hey, easy now, Mr. Twin Twist. :)  :bowdown: 

    I didn't spoil the entire movie, did I? Did I reveal every single plot development? No. So, mind if ya not use the F-bomb? Gracias.

    I didn't mean to write a
    I only meant to write a casual review of a movie I liked.

    And I'm sorry if I'm making the Internet
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    I started reading the review, but as I began reading the second paragraph I stopped. I have to agree with some of the other posters that it explains too much of the plot in too much detail even in that second paragraph. I appreciate you wanting to share a review but you may want to read some professional reveiws to get a better understanding and better method of making a movie reveiw. And as for your argument, a review can still have spoilers without revealing the main twists and ALL plot details.
     
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    How am I giving away the main plot twists by writing what has been seen in nearly every single commercial or trailer? I didn't post ALL of the plot, did I now?

    I left out more of the plot than I posted, like about the funniest scene in the film, and how the third act works.

    Please, I didn't mean to piss everyone off, I just wanted to post a casual review. Come on, I meant no harm.

    What details do you consider spoilers, then? So I can delete them for everyone's "sake"? It's whatever, I'm cool.
     
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    Sorry, I wasn't saying you gave away the main twists, I was just meaning that even small spoilers are still spoilers. I found that second paragraph too descriptive, more so then most setups that a review gives. I'm not pissed or even mad, but it made me not read the rest of the review.
     
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    its not that bad i just dont think i will go see it until it hits dvd
     

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