My Piranha 3 review. AWESOME!

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  1. tfan123

    tfan123 Well-Known Member

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    So i just got back from seeing this. The story is great, the actors are okay. But the blood, gore and espacially the tits are JAM PACKED into this film! SPOILER: Tere's even one scene where a guy gets his thing bit off

    Check it out, in 3D. Its scary, funny and just male friendly
     
  2. Red Alert

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    When i want B movie horror i watch Syfy channel.
     
  3. Bort826TFWorld

    Bort826TFWorld OOGA CHAKA

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    Pirahna castration? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
     
  4. UnicronFTW

    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    Female Nudity.
    Blood.
    Guts.
    Pirahna's biting a dudes d**k off?
    SIGN ME UP! 8D
     
  5. Tyrannosaur

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    I was incredibly disturbed to no end, not as much as Human Centipede, but close.
     
  6. Embryoyo

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    I have the sudden urge to see this movie now....

    Lol, I haven't seen the Human Centipede, but I remember watching Tosh.0 online and how he talked about that movie from beginning to end for like 30min. Was hilarious.


    ALSO, I have a quick question. What's the 3D like? Is it good or meh? I honestly haven't seen any of the "Real 3D" movies. Avatar never interested me, and just haven't felt like spending an extra like $3 to wear glasses.
     
  7. Spoiler

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    I saw some pic of a guy layin down, with a chick screaming over him, with pretty much his whole lower half bitten to hell, figured that had to be the scene. I don't understand why they even go that far to add violent castration to movies. Carrie 2, Mans Best Friend...just plain wrong.
     
  8. Robogeek28

    Robogeek28 Who're you calling a geek?

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    Just saw some footage of the attack scene in the lake, pretty gruesome stuff. I lol'd at the fishy spitting up the guys schwang though.:lol 
     
  9. bellpeppers

    bellpeppers A Meat Popsicle

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    If you could use only 1 word to describe this movie, it would be 'gratuitous'.

    It's as if Eli Roth made this- but this was actually good!

    I think the filmmakers asked themselves: what would it take to make this movie R Rated?
    The 1st guy said "Strong language"
    The 2nd guy said "Violence and gore"
    The 3rd guy said "Sex and nudity"
    The Director said "o.k., we'll put that in the film"
    The other filmmakers said "Which part?"
    And the Director said "ALL of it! And lay it on thick!"

    Yes, at times it was a bit hard to watch; the gore and violence was particularly effective.

    The nudity? Yeah, if you wanted to see some boobies in 3D, this is the film to see it in- which was better than Final Destination 4. That schmuck found a chick to go topless, but he blew the opportunity to show some really nice B(o)(o)Bs and cast some chick with smaller tits. This director fixed that problem.

    But at no time did I ever expect a Piranha version of Boogie Nights with Jerry O Connel. Man, that wasjust WRONG on so many levels. Burp!
     
  10. SwindlesShop

    SwindlesShop Kenny Power's drug dealer

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    Too bad for you, you'll be missing an instant cult classic and funnest movie of the summer.
     
  11. tfan123

    tfan123 Well-Known Member

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    The 3D is really good. Not as good s Avatar, but not as bad as Clash of the Titans. And the d**k scene starts when the guy in charge of the porn thing gets attacked and the girl pulls him u and he just comes right out and says "It took my penis!" at least twice. LOL'ed alot.
     
  12. Robogeek28

    Robogeek28 Who're you calling a geek?

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    *ouch*

    At that point I'd pry just say f**k it and just jump back in the water.:lol 
     
  13. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    This movie looks like the funniest movie of the year.

    Totally taking the first chance I get to see this.
     
  14. Robogeek28

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    It hasn't done too well this weekend has it? It's only made around $10 million this weekend, but I suppose for a movie that had a $24 million budget that's not TOO bad.:redface2: 
     
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    Yeah, for as f*cked up as his whole lower half was, let alone his junk...
     
  16. Ezilla82

    Ezilla82 Expect the Unexpected.

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    Damn, I need to see this movie.
     
  17. Robogeek28

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    As do I. My only problem is that I'm not too into the gory stuff and watching the clips online did make me feel a tad....queasy. Not too bad though I guess, so maybe I'll give it a shot...maybe.:sly2: 
     
  18. Ktulu

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    The mere descriptions of what takes place in this film are a laugh riot. I don't think I'm going to bother going to the theater for it but I'd definitely like to sit down at some point and check it out.
     
  19. Ezilla82

    Ezilla82 Expect the Unexpected.

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    I gotcha. Gore doesn't bother me if its fast-paced than its done with, but I don't like when its slow and agonizing than I have to tune it out someway.

    You know I kinda find this ironic the this is the third remake of this film and find 3D in the title. Did anyone noticed that.
     
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    I think you may have swayed me. When I first saw the previews my initial reaction "this is stupid and lame." Now it sounds like it's landed in "so stupid it's awesomely good" territory and I may just have to go check it out!

    How does it compare to Snakes on a Plane?
     

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