Hey there, TFW2005. If I've placed this thread in the wrong section, yall can close it, but direct me to a better section before you do! For a year, I've worked on a comic series similar to South Park, but not as crude and evil. I call it: Well, I never had a name for it. Its basically ten people vs everything mankind has ever fought or thought of. These are the main characters: MAIN CAST Jim There's always a leader in a series, and Jim fits the bill. Good hearted, kind, and intelligent, Jim is a natural born leader. He's also not a bad guy to have at your back in a battle royale. Mr. Cheese There's trigger happy, and there's hot tempered, and thats Mr. Cheese in a nutshell. Having joined his father in a military operation in the Persian Gulf at infancy, Mr. Cheese is a walking library of defense mechanisms, battle strategies, and a profound knowledge of fire arms that would have Dick Cheney and John McCain drooling. He means well, and would not hesitate to give his life for his school, country, planet, and most often the series continuity. Cassandra. On the topic of love, one would think Cassandra loves Jim due to his great personality or courage. Nope, neither. Its the possibility of marrying Jim and making him her slave... and not servant wise, either... On the upside, she's a great fighter in the heat of battle. Principal Horan E. Wartz One would think in a school like Poin Les Middle School or Reelie Poin Les High School, the Principal would be no nonsense and on edge. Not with Horan E. Wartz. This critically overweight man has done all but himself, men and women alike. The two forces of nature in the multiverse that can stop him or order him around are also his greatest fear and weaknes: his mother, and a crumb of Boston Creme Pie. Teacher Jacques The de facto principal of the school, Jacques is everything you'd want from a leader. Fair, firm, and quick to make reasonable decisions is what he's all about, as well as being an expert in battle tactics. And at a school like his, he's gonna need it. Eugene No one knows where this guy came from, and no one's ever bothered to find out, for that matter. Often described by his comrades as "that creepy guy who always dies for comic relief", pretty much all he does is say "Neer" and look on, waiting for whatever demise he'll meet whenever it comes. Hey, as he says it, "Neer..." Dicknose His name pretty much sums up his major feature: his nose. Following "The Zoo Incident", his nose has been used on many situations for good use, such as an extra arm, a grappling hook, a rope, and a seemingly broken record of the phrase "Suck my Nose." Despite this, he can hold his own in a brawl pretty well. Fatass Freddy As his name says, Theodore "Fatass" Freddy isn't the slimmest twig on the tree. In fact, his size often puts him in trouble, as well as getting him out of it. However, while the other students just shrug off the constant battles and dangers, Freddy has become overwhelmed by his fears, and is often seen with a horrified gaze on that overwhelmed face of his. Curly Often blamed for igniting the conflicts of the American Revolution, the Alamo battle, all three world wars(the third coming soon), and the War on Terrorism, Curly would not hesitate to destroy all things in existence or the continuity for a laugh. Despite this, he has a strong sense of honor, and wouldn't hesitate to make difficult choices... when its convenient for him, anyway. Wolfgang The anti-hero of the main cast, Wolfgang has a strong belief in Darwinism and survival of the fittest. Accomplished in guerilla and open warfare, Wolfgang is a force to be reckoned with. Whilst he does have a sexually active side, he is determined and usually focused on the task at hand. Let me know if you wanna know more!