As almost everyone who has posted in this thread has suggested,
tell some body. Don't try to scare them off, they just want to get
a reaction out of you. You retaliate, and then they know how to make you tick.
So do the safer, better, legal alternative and tell some one.

Or, put up a sign that says 'Trespassers will be met with lethal force.'

 

Yeah, a couple of choruses of Roxanne should get them running.

 

But really, just do the smart thing and tell your parents about it (if you haven't already) and see if the cops can just park one of their cars in your driveway and keep the flashing red and blue light on so that when they come, they'll KNOW to go away. If they can't, just call them whenever you see them coming and go outside and stall for a little 'till the cops come.

I highly doubt they're gonna do it, though

Today's teens are full of testosterones and hormones. Oh yeah, and bullshit  

Just for laughs; take a weedwacker or a chainsaw outside to stall them  

 

The sign is a pretty good idea actually. That and the SPARTA hole  

 

LOL. If it's raining down hard on the night that they come to your house, dig a ditch 4-5 feet deep someone near your house where you know they'll step and fill it with water and it'll look like any other puddle and they'll fall right in   Then call the Pohlease

 

you could always just activate your A.T. field

 

Definitely do the sparta hole,then hit each one if them with a water Balloon.

doesn't hurt them,so you can't get in trouble.

 

You could pee in a water gun.

 

What's great is that my area used to be forest and swampy wetlands. We have such a high water table that puddles can get big enough to be submerged when lying down in it.

I keep this in mind if it happens to rain in between now and Friday.

I'm pretty stoked seeing how this will be my first time returning fire upon bullies who attack  

 

So I hear you have bully problems......


Fuck them. Stand up to them. Actually, pay no attention to them, 'cuz they're not gonna be important to you when you get older.
Just do good in school, study hard, go to college, get a job and then look down on those bastards who now are probably living with their parents or working as a manager at a fast food establishment.

Hope that you'll take my advice and good luck with your bully problems!  

 

Honestly? I think your best bet is to wait for your son from the future to accidentally go back in time and teach you how to defend yourself. If all goes well, you'll end up bagging Leah Thompson.

 

seriously if you make molotovs fill them with ethanol the fire puts itself out

 

I Did That Last Year!

 

Stick it in their poopers, that'll show em.
(The universal advice of TFW's wisest:Optimus Sledge)

 

Has anyone suggested a counterprank yet?  

 

we're talking about prevention, not retaliation

 

Fucking epic win  

Thank the Universe for the Cold war!  

 

You said they will bring matches (sure..fires are harmless), paintball or spray paint. Have fun repainting your house.

Hide in the bushes with a megaphone & when they come up, start screaming 'rape' into it. That will scare the shit out of them.

Raid their houses.

Of course you know if you call the cops on them, you'll just be a tattle-tail. That will get around school fast.

Your best bet is just to fight them. The worst case is you get beat up but that gets you cred for fighting 'like a man' and they might leave you alone.

 

eh i dont know i think the guy should actually reclaim some of the manliness he lost when he got harrassed by those girls and this way he can mess with his bullies

 

Giant mouse traps. Bullies like cheese.