Then tie cinderblocks to their feet and disspose of the bodies in a lake or river. That should solve your problems.  

But seriously call the police. The fact that they're probably in jail getting their asses beat into place is a much more satisfying feeling. I called the police, now the mother fucker is probably gonna get expelled and thrown into a juvenile detention center. The cops in my town are very strict.

 

That is the "texan" way. Ah hil hil hil.

 

I hate you. One of my ex-gfs lived in SA. So now SA is stunk up with her evilness. *cough* Ironically, she moved back to my city... so... what the hell am I saying?

 

The "Buffalonian" way is a trash can and our money.

 

ya'll bees a Now Yarker?

 

Uhh, I don't own a gun. Neither does my family.These kids say theyll have their airsoft guns so it would turn into a firefight if I did have one. And while that would be epic, I'd end up in juvy.

Since there are 3 of them, I should try to pull off a ROTF forest fight like stunt.

"It'll be your house no one else's"

"You'll never stop at 1. I'll take you all on!"

 

I definately agree with your choice of a 9 mm. My dad carries one and it is small enough for it to be concealed.

 

String fishing line and piano wire all over your front lawn. Make it as taut as possible.

 

tell them if they do optimus prime will come in their dreams and take their face

 

Have you considered a gay bomb? Non-lethal, but it should incapacitate them. Plus, if you film it, you can make money selling the footage.

 

Don't you have a safe? No, you don't have a safe. Get a safe!!

 

Do their houses first!! 

No, seriously, tell the folks, remove the mailbox Saturday after the mail is delivered, put it back on the post Monday b4 mail is delivered, problem solved.

Keep your pets out of harm's way, and be careful what you do or say to them until Halloween is over. Maybe they will forget about you, if they don't cya.

If all else fails, go with the grotto or the mote!! 

 

dress all in black, hide in the bushes. pick them off one-by-one as they walk by.

 

just walk up to them with a cellphone and pretend to call the cops.

 

Fixed  

 

wtf is a gay bomb? *reads article* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i say this is your best choice

 

Okay, listen, get a bunch of eggs, lots of TP, some freaking water balloons, two paintball guns, then go upstairs, find a bedroom window where you think you can see them attacking, then when you see them, pretend that you don't have anything to defend yourself. Say things like "Oh no! I guess I'm just gonna get beaten up or something!". Then when the bitchs don't suspect it, stand up and say "pawn takes Bishop!" then start shooting them with the paintball guns(the eggs, etc. are for if you run out of paintballs)until they go home running and crying like the bitchs they are.

Problem solved.

 

It's perfectly normal for a Houston, or Dallas citezen to hate SA.  

 

Are you'se guys'es a new yorker too?

*walks in*




*walks out*

 

Ya' can't go wrong with the police and a metal bat