My girlfriend is Martha Freaking Stewart...

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  1. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    ...except younger and prettier.

    Her and I made all this awesome home made Christmas candy in various flavors that looks like colored broken glass. We also made chocolate bars from scratch and mixed in crushed candy canes, she's using it all to make packs of candy for my sons.

    I actually really enjoyed making candy and am going to do it more often... now I'm going to get really fat.
     
  2. knook

    knook Let the Virus Consume You

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    Damn, well done, now you've made the entire board jealous
     
  3. Elita_One

    Elita_One Метал для життя

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    I made cupcakes with Santa faces on them.

    :) 
     
  4. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    So she's done prison time? =P
     
  5. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    I'll be making pies and dinosaur gingerbread cookies tomorrow. Nothing says Christmas like dinosaurs.
     
  6. Rodentus prime

    Rodentus prime Well-Known Member

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    I hope you made enough for everyone .....
     
  7. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    It's a good thing....
     
  8. Hound_Dawg

    Hound_Dawg Shinki,Braves,TF's Oh my!

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    lol I was going to ask if she does anything with Stocks and to watch out for the SEC.

    But seriously, enjoy the goods man!
     
  9. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    This. But in all seriousness, that's nice that your girlfriend did that for you. :thumb 
     
  10. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    My girlfriend is a master at wrapping and art. What is it with girls and their skill at decoration? 8D
     
  11. Predaking

    Predaking Well-Known Member

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    Any girl who can make candies and chocolates from scratch is a keeper. :) 
     
  12. Satomiblood

    Satomiblood Prototype Black

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    My girlfriend is like Martha Stewart, but Puerto Rican.
     
  13. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    I don't have a girlfriend to make me cupcakes, cookies and pie. I should get one.
     
  14. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    That's cool. Maybe you'll be the guinee pig for her cooking experiments.
    I ate some red lasagna casserole looking stuff before that was good, don't know what the hell it was though.

    We made a gingerbread house. Did'nt know what I was getting myself into either
     
  15. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    To everyone thinking this: Go get one now, even if it means changing your sexual orientation. :p 
     
  16. wildfly

    wildfly Lasers, 8 O'Clock, Day 1.

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    Ha Ha. *snorts with laughter*
     
  17. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Id prefer ILD to make me pie.

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    right now dammit
     
  18. Radioactive Ravage

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    If your frame of reference is "a younger and hotter Martha Stewart" I don't have faith in your ability to spot good looks.
     
  19. Nightbirdy

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    Candy cane flavoured chocolate bars? That sounds great. :p 
    Seems you have a wonderful girlfriend, cooking together with someone precious must be so much fun.
     
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    signature!!!!!!!
     

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