Anybody want anything explained stupidly, post your suggestions here, here's a couple stolen from ex-Sector seven agent agent simmons basment. Ejector Ejector was just a simple harmless toaster until a radioactive slice of bread was dropped in him, this made him into a deformed, 4 armed robot. He has a love for toast and bread, he currently resides in any kitchen where you can find bread, so if your toast goes missing, you know where it went... Cola can dispenser machine C.C.D.M (Cola can dispenser machine) was a simple C.C.D.M until a meteor crash landed right next to him; the meteor contained a small simple organism called S.D.S.M (Sweet drink seeker machine). The S.D.S.M sensed C.C.D.M and tried to get inside to drink the C.C.D.M’S Cola but accidently merged with it to form S.D.S.M.M.C.C.D.M (Sweet drink seeker machine merged with cola can dispen, oh this is just ridiculous, we’ll call him Fizzy for short), Fizzy then transformed into a robot and wreaked havoc upon anything he found, he currently resides in a mental hospital on Garrus 10, but sometimes escapes with Ejector’s help, so if a coke can’s missing, you know where it’s gone. Hope you enjoy them!!!