My Balls Seriously Hurt

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  1. EvaUnit13

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    I'm serious. I got into a fight yesterday, and as I was holding one of them against a wall, another runs up and just punches me in the balls. It didn't hurt at first but now it hurts every time I walk. Is it serious, or just something that'll go away in a few days?
     
  2. onesock

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    Damn, dude. We told you to stop licking batteries!

    Btw, I take it you lost the fight?
     
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    You might have a ruptured testicle. Better see a doctor.

     
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    You probably have a fractured testicle. Don't worry, the pain stops once you are dead. Which should be about 72 hours afters you recieved the injury. But it will get REALLY painful right before that.
     
  5. EvaUnit13

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    Not really "lost", a lady told us(me in particular) to stop using bad language. I forgot to tell her that one of the *Do not use that word here again - 2005 Staff* punched my manhood

    Btw, the fight was because they broke my aunt's hat, who helped take care of me for the first few years of my life
     
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    Nah, he didn't. If he ruptured a testicle, he wouldn't be able to walk. He said it hurts. When you rupture a testicle, it feels like there's a car sitting on your balls. I ruptured one during lacrosse season last year.
     
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    Uugh...:puke: ............I'm outta here !
     
  8. EvaUnit13

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    Well, after "feeling around", I don't think it's directly on my balls, but around the groin area. It feels like it's(the pain) next to it. It certainly feels like a bruise, though
     
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    Apparently it also effected your brain.
    We do not allow derogatory terms like that to be used here.
    If you wish to go and run your mouth like that again I'll be happy to remove you from these boards.
     
  10. EvaUnit13

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    Sorry, didn't think it affected non-members
     
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    OH SNAP! :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
  12. EvaUnit13

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    I need to take lessons on comebacks, I have to admit that was good

    But on topic, I hurts on the left, is that significant?
     
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    A man has two brains... But only enough blood for one at a time... His extra is damaged, but he was using it anyway.

    Eva... Do you have an older male relative/close friend that you could ask? Feelings, facial expressions, etc. could help someone determine severity...

    Boardwise, if I used that word in its "correct" dictionary definition... Would there be consequences?
     
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    What do you mean by the facial expressions and feelings? Like the look on my face, or theirs when I told them? My mom is sorta worried, but my dad says it's nothing

    The guy does seem like the "word", he always bean-dipped me and grabbed my butt for no reason
     
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    He's a bundle of sticks? Wow.

    I mean like... It's really hard to convey emotion over the internet. Sure, you say your balls hurt. If I knew you in the real world, I would be more familiar with what "hurt" is to you. If your dad says it's nothing, then go with that for another day or so. If it gets worse, then there's probably a problem.

    I've been hit in the balls with many things (and we wonder why I don't like sports...) The football hurt for a while, but nothing major...
     
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    I can handle getting tackled a few times over and over, but my bones are made of peanut cakes(those are brittle, right?)
     
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    Is there a reason this is also confusing a high school student?
     
  19. EvaUnit13

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    It's when you cup your hand and "scoop" up another person's nipples/moob/whatever. Don't try it on girls
     
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    That's actually called "scooping".

    DO try it on girls. It gets you laid.
     
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