it would be like that episode of spongebob, where sandy fights the worm inside the cave only to find out that the worm is actually the tounge of a giant worm and the cave is actually the mouth. CRAZY MAN!
The last known specimen was the pet of renowned religious leader and warlord Thulsa Doom, and died after being stabbed by Conan, a known Cimmerian outlaw and mercenary. But seriously. That's a damn big snake.
Read the article during break today, I've got one thing to say: Anaconda, eat your heart out. But yeah, that's one humongous snake.
I agree with the previous image. Too bad these things aren't around anymore. Give it to your son and watch him fuck up his school on Pet Day. Still, neat find.