Must be heading to Charlie Sheen's house...

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  1. exclusacon

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    I guess he...
    *Sunglasses*
    ...made a safe getaway.
    YEEEEAAAH
     
  3. Tripredacus

    Tripredacus K-Mart-ian Legend

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    Not sure what a pk is... Player Killer? But I know vending machines do have a following on the secondary market. Although never seen a machine like this before...
     
  4. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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    Pk short for pack
     
  5. exclusacon

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    Horatio!
     
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    Even the porn industry is effected by the economy.
     
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    I suppose you could say that the thief burned rubber making his exit.
     
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    Why this have anything to do with Charlie Sheen? Everyone knows that Warlocks don't need condoms.
     
  9. Dran0n

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    Don't be dummy, finish on her tummy.
     
  10. moreprimeland

    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it! Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol  Otherwise, somebody is calling you "Daddy"
     
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    Hate to break it to ya, son, but unless she's got protection of some kind, she'll prolly end up pregnant anyway.
     
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    DranOn, always remember that boys dribble before they shoot.
     
  13. Haloid1177

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    First off, Dran0n is with spelled with a number, not a letter. Get it right.

    Second, Dranz shouldn't even be allowed anywhere close to anything that could allow him to have offspring. It would just ruin the world.

    Third, it seems kinda pointless to take the whole machine. He probably did it as a prank or something. Regardless, still lulzy.
     
  14. Dran0n

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    I am well aware. Can't you just enjoy the silly rhyme?

    He is quite right.

    Y'all love me, admit it.

    That's a dumb prank, Hally.

    If he thought "Hey, I'm going to jack this WHOLE fucking condom dispensing machine! It'd be so funny! HAW, HAW, HAW." he may as well have a sign that says "VIRGIN" on his back.
     
  15. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good TFW2005 Supporter

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    A friend tells you that no one is dumb enough, or capable of, stealing an entire condom machine.

    Your response?

    "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED."
     
  16. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    I could be like, "But ... it's heavy."
     
  17. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good TFW2005 Supporter

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    I mean, it would be stupid, but I know some people who would do it just to prove they could. Or to win a bet.
     
  18. Dran0n

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    Like your dirty ho-bag ass.
     
  19. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good TFW2005 Supporter

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    Uncalled for.

    Anyway, the million dollar question is where did the guy stash the machine?
     

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