I dunno man, that sounds like a bad idea. If she finds the stash, she's got ready access to weapons. Congrats 'n' stuff.
Don't worry captain, I have a top secret knife porn safe. It contains knives, porn, pornographic knives and knife pornos. Oh baby those serrated edges get me so hot. Oh I do. Every time she burns the roast I punch her in the face. Sticky. Indeed they are! They had to digitally remove my balls as they were freely hanging out in each photo. Thanks dudes.
Congrats on tying the knot dude, i noticed though, in all the pictures she seems to climb higher than you, do you naturally have a fear of heights or she's just the boss of ya?
A combination of the ability to look up her skirt and also a fear of heights. The prince of Carbombya gave me his finest goat to use as a dowry.