Movies that don't have a sequel that should!

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  1. CZ Hazard

    CZ Hazard Sons of Unicron PTT

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    Preferably, kinda bad movies. Add Taglines if you got one.

    Con Air 2! Air Conditioning! (exclamation marks intentional)

    Face / Off 2: Faces / Off. Tagline twice the faces, twice the action (probably with JCVD)

    And yes, this is meant to be a fairly silly thread.
     
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    i always thought they should make a tv series out of Ishtar, and call it Ishtar: SG-1
     
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    Labyrinth 20 years later.

    Cause Jennifer Connolly is still hot and watching a 60 Bowie dancing with Muppet's would be worth it.

    Hoggle would be dead
    Ludo would be in stage 3 of Alzheimer's
    Ambrosius would be dead
    Sir Didymus would be completely nuts
    Toby would be doing porn
     
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    - The Fast and The Furious 5: Why So Furious? - Vin Diesel and the other street racers from the Fast and Furious franchise decide to hold the ultimate street race in Gotham, drawing the attention of the Joker. Starring Heath Ledger as The Joker again, using CGI to insert him in the film.

    - Make a whole series of [Animal] on a [Mode of Transportation] films, all starring Samuel L. Jackson and getting increasingly ridiculous. Wolves on a Boat, Scorpions on a Train, Box Jellyfish on a Space Shuttle, Tigers on a Segway, Giant Squid on a Hot Air Balloon, that sort of thing.

    - Bangkok 2 Dangerous and Bangkok Dangerous 3: Let's Get Dangerous - I've never actually seen the 2008 Bangkok Dangerous, but the title amuses me for some reason, so might as well make it a trilogy. Starring Nicholas Cage as...the guy he played in the first film.
     
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    Sidekicks 2: Brain Tumour - It turns out the kid from the first movie has a brain tumour that was causing his Norris hallucinations. Chuck Norris attempts to motivate the kid back to health, but tragedy is only averted when Mr T pities the cancer out of that kid from Seaquest. Because Mr T is better than Chuck Norris.

    Basic Instinct 3 - A team of gynaecologists lead by the zombie of Jacques Cousteau must journey into Sharon Stone's vagina in an attempt to stop it from absorbing the whole world.

    Catwoman 2 - Halle Berry appears onscreen in only a mask and high heels in a desperate attempt to make people care about her again.

    Yet Another Fucking Movie Movie - A host of actors three days from eviction attempt to make you laugh by reenacting scenes from better, more successful movies.
     
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    Doctor Who: The TV Movie, using David Tennant and John Simms in their respective roles. :D  I think it would help bridge the gap between the two series'.
     
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    The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension 2 : enter the 9th Dimension!
     
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    D.e.b.s.

    Lesbian cheeladers/super spies with guns :) 
     
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    Dead or Alive 2: The Return of Eric Roberts' Magic Kung-fu Sunglasses
    Tagline: "Deader, Aliver, Twoer"

    V for Vendetta 2: Shitting on Moore
     
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    The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine 2: OHH!
     
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    They Live:p art 2-Hulkamania!!!

    This time 80's wrestling star Hulk Hogan fights the aliens after seeing them with his special Tutu and and teams up with Sargent Slaughter(also in Tutu) who yells at everybody for most of the movie.
     
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    Twister 2: Major Suckage
     
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    I got y'all beat on this one.

    Taxi Driver
    The Deer Hunter
    Midnight Cowboy
    Deliverance
    Easyrider
    Dog Day Afternoon

    I win.

    Also, The Road. And I forgot The Mist.
     
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    The Incredible Hulk
     
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    The Hulk was a reboot, not a sequel. Pretty decent IMO.
     
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    That is what I'm saying, it doesn't have a sequel, but it should. ;) 
     
  18. Sage o' G-fruit

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    Fixed. ;) 
     
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    Twilight 5: Edward comes out of the closet, and Bella is reviled to be a emotionless robot.
     
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    Brokeback Mountain 2, with Jack Twist showing up as a zombie on Ennis Del Mar's doorstep. "I wish I knew how to quit you..."
     

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