Movie Ratchet named one of Cracked.com's 8 Movie Robots that Suck at Their Jobs

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  1. Sso02V

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    Well he does suck at it, he didn't heal anyone in the movie, and his team lost one member and a pair of legs, also put in the fact he can't even fix a BBs voice box XD
     
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    Yeah, he sucked. And let's face it: not only would G1 Ratchet have fixed Bumblebee's voice, he'd then have kung fu kicked the living bejesus out of the 'Cons.
     
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    No he wouldn't. He got shot twice and died like a wuss. Plus the G1 toy doesn't have a head. At least this Ratchet was badass enough to cut Brawl's arm off.

    As a medic he sucked though. Then again, he can't possibly have all the tools he needs to do some fixin built into his body. And he's a long way from Cybertron.
     
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    R2 should not be on that list:mad 
    C3PO yes but not R2 he kicked ass.
     
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    Ratchet is the cybertronian equivalent of man-boobs.:lol 
     
  7. Optimus Sledge

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    Ninja Ratchet laughs at your mockery.
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    In his Movie, it took pretty much the whole 'Con army opening fire to kill him.
     
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    give ratchet some credit GEEZ,Its not like he has been on the planet long to fix everyone.What does he go to home depot and ask for a cybertronian torch.:lol 

    He needed time to reverse engineer his equipment to earths technology.
     
  9. jazz4ever

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    i actually agree with this the only good thing he did was saw brawl/devastators arm off
     
  10. Red Alert

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    he did fix bumblebee though:D 
     
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    Which is why he sucked at his job. He should have brought a med kit with him or something.
     
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    Well supposedly 'behind the scenes' he somehow managed to fix bumblebee's voice, and legs.
     
  13. MasterOfPuppets

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    It would seem that you're easily impressed.
     
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    By ninjas that can repair anything? Yes. By puke-green Hummers that can't fix a smegging voice box? No.
     
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    Actually, the writers revealed that Ratchet DID fix BB's voice box. The little laser he used on him in the AB arrival scene took care of it over time. They just didn't explain it enough. (not that there was a whole lotta time to)

    Also, he obviously fixed BB's legs since at the end of the movie BB is in vehicle mode. (which implies he got his legs back,and who would've done so)

    Aside from losing Jazz (who was dead for a couple of minutes and IN TWO PEICES) he really didn't suck at his job.

    Aye. He was an astromech droid, and he did what astro-droids do very well. This list is full of shit.
     
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    but he told me he sucked:lol 
     
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    Who?
     
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    you know HIM
     
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    So wait? Over all of the time Bumblebee lost his voice, and all Ratchet had to do was zap his face with a lazer?

    'His vocal processors were damaged in battle *zaps lazer* I'm still working on them.'

    Bullshit. You know damn well all this time you had just forgotten to zap his face. You suck Ratchet.

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    And people are taking this list seriously...why? Cracked.com is a humour site, meant to be mostly full of shit. Why does this thread even exist?
     

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