He comes in at number 6.

 

Well he does suck at it, he didn't heal anyone in the movie, and his team lost one member and a pair of legs, also put in the fact he can't even fix a BBs voice box XD

 

Yeah, he sucked. And let's face it: not only would G1 Ratchet have fixed Bumblebee's voice, he'd then have kung fu kicked the living bejesus out of the 'Cons.

 

No he wouldn't. He got shot twice and died like a wuss. Plus the G1 toy doesn't have a head. At least this Ratchet was badass enough to cut Brawl's arm off.

As a medic he sucked though. Then again, he can't possibly have all the tools he needs to do some fixin built into his body. And he's a long way from Cybertron.

 

R2 should not be on that list 
C3PO yes but not R2 he kicked ass.

 

Ratchet is the cybertronian equivalent of man-boobs. 

 

Ninja Ratchet laughs at your mockery.

In his Movie, it took pretty much the whole 'Con army opening fire to kill him.

 

give ratchet some credit GEEZ,Its not like he has been on the planet long to fix everyone.What does he go to home depot and ask for a cybertronian torch. 

He needed time to reverse engineer his equipment to earths technology.

 

i actually agree with this the only good thing he did was saw brawl/devastators arm off

 

he did fix bumblebee though 

 

Which is why he sucked at his job. He should have brought a med kit with him or something.

 

Well supposedly 'behind the scenes' he somehow managed to fix bumblebee's voice, and legs.

 

It would seem that you're easily impressed.

 

By ninjas that can repair anything? Yes. By puke-green Hummers that can't fix a smegging voice box? No.

 

Actually, the writers revealed that Ratchet DID fix BB's voice box. The little laser he used on him in the AB arrival scene took care of it over time. They just didn't explain it enough. (not that there was a whole lotta time to)

Also, he obviously fixed BB's legs since at the end of the movie BB is in vehicle mode. (which implies he got his legs back,and who would've done so)

Aside from losing Jazz (who was dead for a couple of minutes and IN TWO PEICES) he really didn't suck at his job.

Aye. He was an astromech droid, and he did what astro-droids do very well. This list is full of shit.

 

but he told me he sucked 

 

Who?

 

you know HIM

 

So wait? Over all of the time Bumblebee lost his voice, and all Ratchet had to do was zap his face with a lazer?

'His vocal processors were damaged in battle *zaps lazer* I'm still working on them.'

Bullshit. You know damn well all this time you had just forgotten to zap his face. You suck Ratchet.

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And people are taking this list seriously...why? Cracked.com is a humour site, meant to be mostly full of shit. Why does this thread even exist?