Anyone got any good pictures / screencaps of the Pork Chop Express, Jack Burton's semi from the legendary "Big Trouble in Little China"? I think it would make a HILARIOUS repaint of Voyager movie Prime, especially if I can get or make a good head that SCREAMS "Loudmouth moron who means well but is in over his head".
I can't find any good pictures, but you get a pretty good look at the "logo" on the side in this clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkCuH3KgnK4
Someone did a nice clean grab of the logo, here. http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/299/0/d/The_Porkchop_Express_by_ThePorkchopExpress.jpg
But can't ya just see it? Optimus: "Just remember what ol' Optimus Prime does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Optimus Prime just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, 'Give me your best shot. I can take it.' "