Mountain Lion walks into casino

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  1. Starscream600

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    A mountain lion in a casino? Don't roulette out - Yahoo! News

    Poor kitty... He just wanted to bank on the tables.... Seriously, how can a LION get into the casino?! Sleeping security guards?
     
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    I thought it was some rich bastards pet that escaped its home.

    And I don't find this weird. It's cool as hell!
     
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    I've heard about cougars hanging around casinos before, but this is ridiculous.
     
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    i love this story - mountain lion looking for food
     
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    It's like the start to a joke. "So, a mountain lion walks into a casino, and gets stopped right when he walks in..." Ok, I can't think of a decent joke...
     
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    "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to put on a shirt and some shoes. We have standards at this institution..."
     
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    I thoguht the same thing!!
     
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    "Full House."
    "But that's a royal street flush"
    *cue Lion attack*
     
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    "How did you know he was bluffing?"
    "Because he was a lion!"

    ('A-lying' for the terrible-pun-impaired)
     
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    :lol 
     
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    "Underage mountain lion".....a good ploy for casino robbers....
     
  12. transtrekkie

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    Aren't all mountain lions "underage"? That seems like an odd label to put on an animal.

    Also the comments in this thread are hilarious! Another winner from Starscream600!

    Plus, he had the ultimate poker face.
     
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    Maybe owner of casino and keep as pet or bodyguard
     
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    That is brilliant! And would have made "Ocean's 11" a much funnier movie!:lol 
     
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    I think the underage part was either a joke or a weird way of saying it was a young lion.
     

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