Most F-ed up Martial Arts movies?

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  1. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    Got an email from a buddy who is giving me the whole set of "Lone Wolf and Cub" films.
    I had a copy of Baby Cart at River Styx, but someone stole it after a lengthy borrow.

    but i admit, that one movie was F-ed up.
    so i am hoping the rest are just as kewl.

    but are there other martial arts films that are just that wild or f-ed up?
    there are tons of martial arts movies, but a lot are just yawn fests.

    kinda like anime, i suppose. but it would help to whittle down to a short list of popular titles.
     
  2. Knightsword

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    Kung Fu Hustle was a pretty good movie, not so much gore if any, but still was pretty wild. Forbidden Kingdom much the same, which in turn was a homage to the old martial arts movies.
     
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    "Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky"

    only if you want F'ed up kung fu movies.
     
  5. ArmadaJetfire

    ArmadaJetfire <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    First time I ever saw someone try and strangle another guy with thier own intestines. And thats one of the more mild moves in the film :lol 
    Seriously, that movie is F*CKED up.
     
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    One word. Gymkata.
     
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    7 deadly poisons/vipers very gory I think it's a shaw brothers flick
     
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    Master of the Flying Gullotine

    Said master is blind, he's out to kill a one armed man who offed his students, features a yoga master with Dhalsim arms. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
     
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    Crippled Masters

    Hands down.
     
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    nope, I got one for ya. my grandmother and I used to watch kung-fu theater back in the 80's when I was a kid. there was this one where a guy was dipped in a giant bath of some liquid (maybe wine) which made him invincible--his skin became impenetrable where ever the liquid touched him. arrows, swords, spikes couldn't go through him.

    his only vulnerable spot? where the liquid didn't touch him--his anus. I kid you not. I'm pretty sure he died because a foe saw him fighting above a pit of spikes, and as he almost fell into them, he covered his butt with his hand, revealing his weakness.

    I'd love it if someone could ID this flic.
     
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    F'ed up is putting it lightly :lol 
     
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    ahhhh yesss. jimmy wang yu. one armed boxer 2. me and my mom love that movie.

    hotplate floor for the win.
     
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    Ditto. One's got no arms, the other no legs.
     
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    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I think Riki-Oh wins this contest. Any movie where a character keeps mints in his empty eye socket has got to be out there.
     
  19. silenth

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    Riki-Oh is one big clusterF of a kung fu movie.
     
  20. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    gawd, i am jotting this stuff down.

    With LW&C, to see all the blood shooting out 50 feet, the man slicing off boobs with his sword, the kid kneecapping foes with the blades on the baby cart...
    i wanted more wacky gory fun. thanks!!!!!!
     

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