Moron crashes into cop while driving while texting

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  1. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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  2. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl TFW2005 Supporter

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    Oooooh... I bet the police officer was pissed.

    But yeah, thankfully nobody was hurt.
     
  3. thenatureboywoo

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    As punishment they should take away his cell phone and make him use a beeper.
     
  4. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    Since the article states that nobody was injured I feel comfortable laughing at this idiot.
     
  5. Orion_Prime48

    Orion_Prime48 Super Sentai Purist

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    I see people texting while driving all the time a friend of mien does I told him its dangerous but he doesnt care I have a feeling im gonna end seeing him in the hospital because of it too

    if I really need to text someone back I pull over and do it
     
  6. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    *cringes*

    stupid mot******K*** PIECE OF **** DRIVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Fixed.
     
  8. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    thread won close it now as this thread officially belongs to Sledge :lolol 
     
  9. Rhapsody_Prime

    Rhapsody_Prime ...such Heroic Nonsence.

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    They have just made it illegal here in Oregon to text and drive thankfully. As a punishment when caught they now make you use this ---> [​IMG]

    ...Michael Douglas not included.

    End of Line
     
  10. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    It would be crueler to make him use Michael Douglas.

    "Michael, can you go tell my dad I'll be visiting later?"
    "Eh, what's that?"
    "I said CAN YOU GO TELL MY DAD I'LL BE VISITING LATER?"
    "Who's Brad? And you don't need to shout, young man! Did you know I'm married to Catherine Zeta Jones? Why's it so cold? Get those damn kids off my lawn! I invented cheese."
     
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    I used to have one of those brick phones!

    People need to put their phones away when driving, some dude didn't see me pulling into his lane yesterday, but thankfully I saw his dumbass
     
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    :lolol 
     
  13. thenatureboywoo

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    I bet you both Michael Douglas fans we have on this board are really pissed at you right now.
     
  14. Rhapsody_Prime

    Rhapsody_Prime ...such Heroic Nonsence.

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    Michael Colby Douglas Jack? My Favorite!!

    My wife loves driving and texting, she thinks she has it down to an art form. The only thing she has down is scaring the shit out of me when she does it.

    Remember kids, drinking and driving and texting and reading Ambix don't mix.
    -This post brought to you by MATWDAS mothers against texting while driving and shit.

    End of Line
     
  15. Tyrannosaur

    Tyrannosaur 100% Sarcastic Saurian

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    Ah... only in Rhode Island... of course.


    We're all a bunch of fucking idiots here.
     
  16. Trenner Dios

    Trenner Dios Humility > Huge Ego

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    Texting while driving is something I do sparingly, like when I need to reply "Ok" to a text I received. Even then my procedure is:

    1. Watch the road for 3 seconds
    2. Look to see what letter I need to type (no more than 1 second or I have to repeat step number 1 before attempting to find the letter again)
    3. Watch the road for 3 seconds
    4. Push the key
    5. Watch the road for 3 seconds
    6. Repeat steps 1-5 until text is complete (no more than 4-5 letters or I can wait until I'm not driving to send it)
    7. Watch the road for 3 seconds
    8. Find send button and put finger on it
    9. Watch the road for 3 seconds
    10. Send text

    Driving while on the phone, however, is another matter. After three years as a pizza delivery driver my mind is completely capable of handling all driving(in my city) subconsciously. It's like having an auto-pilot with the same driving skill as myself. I don't think my wife has that same luxury...
     
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    One of them is Glenn Close and the other is Sharon Stone.

    Eeep.
     
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    Elita_One Метал для життя

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    Didn't this idiot watch that UK video about texting and driving? Obviously not. Maybe he should.
     
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    They discovered the text sent right before the crash.

    [​IMG]
     
  20. seeker311

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    Im sure he lol'd to the police station
     

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