Mmmmm... Douche Burger

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  1. Starscream600

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    'Douche Burger' has ridiculous ingredients, $666 price tag

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    So you pay $666 but you get $300 back in greasy bills? That's pretty douchey.
     
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    Jersey Shore cast will be first in line XD

    That sounds good, bet I could make a copy under $20 bucks. Without the fancy animal shit.
     
  3. Fallout

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    not sure if i should want this or hate this...
     
  4. 03Mach1

    03Mach1 Reason Has No Voice

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    $1 McDouble works just fine for me.
     
  5. The Dark Seeker

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    Ummm...wow....
     
  6. Onslaught24

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    the burger Nacht posted looked delicious. this one looks disgusting
     
  7. flamepanther

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    Wait, so you pay $666 for it, but they give you back $300 with the sandwich wrapped in it?
     
  8. bny888

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    Hmmm evil burger? What's with the $666 price tag and the pentagram?
     
  9. Optimus1138

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    Gold-leaf wrapped? Wouldn't that be rather unsafe to eat? Doesn't seem like it would be legal. Not sure if I'd want to eat something that had been wrapped in money that could've been anywhere and touched by anybody either.
     
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    So its covered in this thing's shit? :eek:  :puke2: 
     
  11. GFH

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    A metallic burger covered in weird rat shit, stamped with a pentagram and wrapped with cocaine-crap-cootie paper. Yum yum.
     
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    Well, there is a very expensive kind of coffee made from cat poop.
     
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    I've heard about coffee beans which have been through the digestive system of the civet. They say it has a distinct flavor. But the beans are washed afaik, hehe. :) 
     
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    Well, the place is called "666 Burger" so I'm guessing it's a theme restaurant. And you know they say money is the root of all evil.

    Gold is a non-reactive metal. It's safe to eat. Considering food safety regulations, I suspect they use freshly minted bills, not ones that have been in circulation.
     
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    Nomnom.
     
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    reading the description a second time the most appealing thing about this burger is i'll never get to eat it.
     
  17. The621

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    A burger no man can enjoy?! This burger is truly a douche....
     
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    Word.
     
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    one word.... ABOMINATION
     
  20. Dran0n

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    Talk about putting your money where you mouth is! HA-HO.

    But 666? Gnarly.
     

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