misheard lyrics

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  1. KA

    KA Well-Known Member

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    scuse me while i kiss this guy is a pet fave, but this bunch of vids is great, start with this:

     
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  2. aussiehippy

    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    I can't tell which vid you've linked to coz work blocks youtube, but there some brilliant 'alternate lyrics' versions of metal songs on youtube which are well funny, with pictures to illustrate the misheard lyric. Is it owt like that?
     
  3. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    Hell this ain't worst, I thought I heard "rock the casbah" was "fuck you asshole"

    -_-"
     
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    Lupis Convoy Paw Prince Veteran

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    Prowl_Delta_31 Eating your donuts

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    I always get a kick out of these. Good stuff.
     
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    funkatron101 TFW2005 Supporter

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    My wife, as a child, thought Prince was singing "You...Apple, Dapple, Do. Darling if you want me to.."

    The Clash's "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" sounds like they are singing "Peanut Butter Soda" in the background.
     
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    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    funkatron101 TFW2005 Supporter

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    Totally!

    There is also a Boston song where I swear they say "Take a liquor ham!"

    Found this! Make me fries... haha
     
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    y2jversion1 Rent this space today!

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    My fave misheard vids on youtube are the ones for Sean Paul



     
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  11. Blackstar

    Blackstar TFW2005 Supporter

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    I used to think that AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap" was "Dungarees and their Dungarees!"

    After hearing the real lyrics, I kinda wish I was still my way.
     
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    That's song number two of my wife's Greatest misheard songs.

    "Dirty knees and the Thunder Chief"
     
  13. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    I remember when I was kid thinking it was "thunder chief" too. :lol 

    My wife me shit constantly because I thought the lyrics to "Danger Zone" were "I went too the danger zone" which to me is not as bad as a lot of misheard lyrics. :mad 
     
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    I love that advert so much...
     
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    NeilJam Resident Audiophile

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    Potato wave...

    Yellow Ledbetter: the most indecipherable lyrics EVER! This must be a newer version of this video. Britney wasn't in it originally, and I don't remember all those pictures of Mike either.

    I always liked the misheard lyrics in Glorified G. "Glorified version of a pellet gun" sounds like "4 or 5 virgins and a pelican."
     
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    I now know the real lyrics say
    "Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, "

    but I previously all I could hear, and what I still think it sounds like is:
    "Left the pies in the milk, Left the pies in the milk,"
     
  17. 138 Scourge

    138 Scourge WE R 138

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    While playing some older Faith No More at work the other day, a girl I work with heard the chorus of one song, which chants "Introduce Yourself", as "Jesus Suck My Ass".

    Cracked me up to no end, anyhow.
     
  18. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    "Bliinded by the light"
    "woke up to a douche to kill the odor in the night"




    I could never figure out he lyrics for 'I wear my sunglasses at night"

    "Jusha tifayed away to say no mo" is what I hear
     
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    Dani California - I thought that "condemned everywhere" was "condoms everywhere"
     
  20. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Does anyone know where I can find that flash video about Drowning Pool's "Bodies"? The lyrics were like, "One, nothing wrong with meat..." "Beats on wife whore" and the scream was "GNOOOOME!" It was funny.