I grudgingly accepted the first movie as mediocre but accepted it as reality for a new generation and cartoon to big screen will change no matter what. I payed to see ROTF and wanted ym money back 20 min's into the movie. So here is my review of Dark Of The Moon My 4th of July weekend would be better if I got my $15 back for seeing that piece of shit abortion Michael Bay called a movie. Quit reading if u don't want spoilers, however continue reading if u want to save your money for something worth watching. DARK OF THE MOON SUCKS ASS. I almost didn't waste my time to go see it after paying to watch Revenge of the Michael Bay Abortion Fallen...... Horribly, sadly, disgustingly disappointed in nearly all aspects of it.... Only redeeming part of the movie is the last 30 min when they blow up Chicago(I wish it was real and I was in the middle of it after sitting thru the movie). But come on, Shockwave a pushover? Megatron is a bitch? Sentinel Prime is a traitor............................. Big bad fight scenes lasting 30 seconds till someone gets either chopped in half or beheaded with great looking fake "blood" splattering everywhere. Victoria Secret girls highlight was her butt going up the stairs since she very obviously can't act. Collagen lips don't work on a 20 yr old. She could have used the money towards boob job or something. John Malkovich crap? Did they even need that shit in the movie? Are Sam's parents dead yet? If not they need to be, great plot device for the next movie "Transformers:Oops I slipped and Stepped on your Parents" Don't forget leg humping action from your transformable toaster that manages to take down a giant spaceship. Oh wait, I forgot they replaced the ghetto twins from the prior movie, u do remember they weren't going to do stupid humor in this movie that literally pissed off and offended some fans in the one prior. Let's not forget the completely forgettable Agent Simmons, what a fucking wanker, nuff said. I didn't think they could make him more of a douche than the prior movie, but Summers Eve brought the pain on this one. Someone tell me what bullshit (badly written childrens(young childrens) at that) humor really doing in a movie about giant robots from another planet who for all intents and purposes are fighting to the death with each other? Too many disconnects, too many plot holes, too much shitty acting, too much shitty badly writing humor and dialogue, too much buildup for nothing and way too much over hyped crap.... Sideswipe sounds like a ******ed Mario from the crappy Mario Bros. cartoon back in the day. What were the Turd-tronians? Let's feed the baby Transformers so they can get big and strong. I bet the next one has bot on bot action and I'm not talking about the fight scenes if u catch my drift. I was waiting for one to hang of Megatron's teets. Way too many suck up reviews I've read and no one who didn't like it has posted their own opinion, so I'm throwing mine out there. Girlfriend hated it too, seen others here with the same opinion as well. I like G1, but I realize movies will go in another direction from their origins, like X-Men or Batman, but at least some of those movies were quality and appeased the fans as well as the masses(or a majority at least), outside of the first Transformers movie(which I liked, not loved and would rate mediocre) the rest of the trio have been poorly written comedies they try to thread an intergalactic robot civil war thru. Love it or hate, it's what I think.