2D Artwork: Merry Straxmus!

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  1. BB Shockwave

    BB Shockwave Well-Known Member

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    Allow me to wish you all a very Merry Straxmus!

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    You know, the time of year on Cybertron, when we remember one of the most horrible Decepticon warlords's brutal tyranny, with smelting pools and constant executions... And afterwards, suddenly you'll feel that today, the situation is not so bad at all compared to this! :) 

    As per ancient Straxmus traditions, Santa Straxus NEVER gives you any presents - but of course, he will show you what these presents are. You are guaranteed to never see these toys under the traditional Straxmus mini-smelting pool in your life!
    You do always get ruten ('virgacs' in Hungarian, golden-painted birch branches wrapped together) though - if you have been bad, you get it because of that, if you have been good, you get it because you are a lousy Autobot symphatisant, that's what you are! :) 

    So, I wish you all a Merry Straxmus and a New Year full of success and great TF toys!
     

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  2. Sideways77

    Sideways77 oh shoogah

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    Damn you, Straxus! Give me my SLipstream, Lugnut, and Hotshot!

    Nice one, though. But does he not have eyes?
     
  3. LegoTFGuy

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    Straxus, you spawn of a glitch! GIVE ME THE PONIES!!!

    Oh, uh, I'll take the Transformers, too, I guess...
     
  4. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    Oh God my sides! :lol 
     
  5. FanimusMaximus

    FanimusMaximus Kuphead

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    I'll take...all of them.

    Nice work though!
     
  6. BB Shockwave

    BB Shockwave Well-Known Member

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    He is just an empty suit of armor powered by EEEEVIL! :)  Nah, actually his eyes are black in Marvel comics.
     
  7. Crazy Ramjetty

    Crazy Ramjetty marvel's got it good

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    give me that sack of toys and you live straxus
     
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    Hey! Straxmus have very good toys!
    I want all TFA stuff there!
     
  9. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    But Lugnut is absolutely available. Shouldn't that be Wasp or Rattletrap?
     
  10. taurusfire1

    taurusfire1 NUTS OF DESTRUCTION!!

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    Give me trypticon
     
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    QFT
     
  12. Ribieconvoy

    Ribieconvoy It's pronounced "ribby"

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    Look closely, it's the elusive LEADER Lugnut :lol 

    This made me laugh. So. Hard. Straxus won't be truly evil until he taunts us with a Leader Blackout, though...
     
  13. Superquad7

    Superquad7 We're only human. Super Mod

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    :lol 

    I WANT THOSE TOYS!
     
  14. Screamingjet

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    whats that in his hand? wheat stalks?
     
  15. BB Shockwave

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    It's birch branches covered in golden paint, called 'Ruten' in german. European tradition, Santa (on Dec 06), brings such branches to kids who have behaved bad during the year. I guess in the old days it was a symbol for you know, getting a beating with those branches if you don't change! :D  Usually, the 'krampus', devil-like helpers of Saint Nick bring them. I know, not really known in the USA, but I primarily made this pic for my hungarian TF fan friends as a Christmas present.

    That's LEADER-sized Lugnut! ;) 

    Ok, here is the list of toy Santa Straxus is NOT bringing to you:

    - Supreme WFC Trypticon with lights and sounds (Transforms into the Nemesis, comes with legends-sized WFC Megatron, Starscream and Shockwave)
    - Leader Movie Bonecrusher (there is a 'Try Me' hole, but I wouldn't advise trying his sounds, he hates that.)
    - Leader Animated Lugnut (moving mouth, P.O.K.E. in hands, says phrases like "All hail mighty Megatron!"; "My spark for the Decepticon cause!" and ; "Megatron is great! Megatron is wise! Megatron will restore Decepticon rule to Cybertron!" :) 
    - Voyager Animated Slipstream (yes, new mold)
    - Deluxe Animated Hot Shot (with firing missiles)
    - Dungeons & Dragons Icons: Gargantuan Green Dragon Cyan Bloodbane(with Raistlin Majere and Caramon miniatures)
    - My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic (Target-exclusive) 'Mare in the Moon' plastic-haired pony set (with Nigthmare Moon, Fluttershy, Rarity and Rainbow Dash)
    - My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Trixie, with cape and hat

    And who knows what else is he carrying in that bag... ;) 


    Thanks! oooh, should have included that. It would of course, be repainted to Grindor and Evac, and would come with a scout-sized new Scorponok that transforms (proper) into his engines.
     
  16. springerbee

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    Hilarious! :lol  But no Deluxe Dino/Mirage or Leader DOTM Megatron?
     
  17. BB Shockwave

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    Nope, because I bet my socks those are sure to be coming this year. There are no new Leader sized toys in Prime, and Hasbro will not leave the Bayverse alone even for a year...
     
  18. Sideways77

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    Wait. Slipstream's a new mold?

    Well, go to hell Straxus! And your elf Scrounge!
     
  19. The Ender

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    oh, straxus, you forget that your dealing with action-figure collecting dorks here, we have many figures capable of ripping you apart, it is not US that rquire YOUR mercy, but YOU reqire OURS. tfw fans, transform, and rise up!
     
  20. SPLIT LIP

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    I don't think it's Straxus the toy, rather Straxus the character.

    In which case your toys won't bother him much.
     

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