Mercury to destroy planet Earth

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  1. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    Maybe in 5 billion years, about the same time that my replacement birth certificate application is due to be processed.

     
  2. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    Five billion years? This news therefore means nothing to me.
     
  3. Brawlastator

    Brawlastator it is our life - jon bovi

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    Don't panic.
     
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    uh oh!its unicron
     
  5. Rodentus prime

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    This has been theorised for quite a long time, that at some point in the far future there is likely to be a collision between planets and one will be ejected from the solar system.
     
  6. Blitz.

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    5 million years man why must be wait so long for all the cool s**t to happen
     
  7. Scantron

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    Well, I know I'm not willing to take a chance that this could happen. There is only one course of action: We must strike first and destroy Mercury now before it has the chance to destroy us!
     
  8. Keiichitron

    Keiichitron Not a physicist, dammit

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    i'd be curious if the loss of Mercury's gravity in the system wouldn't just cause some other planet to collide into us..... YOU KILLED US ALL!!!
     
  9. Ace Convoy

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    My thoughts exactly
     
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    oh damn i got a date then !
     
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    Pretending the science is right (and I don't buy it for a moment), the same science also tells us that in 1 billion years the sun will be too hot for liquid water to form on Earth's surface, and in 5 billion years Earth will be swallowed up by the sun as it expands into a red giant. Being closer to the sun, Mercury will go long before Earth, so really, who cares?|
     
  12. Optimus1986

    Optimus1986 TMNT & Hulk Fanatic

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    Oh no. Armageddon 2. :bay 
     
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    According to the Yahoo news report, Venus is said to collide with us in 3.5 billion years.
     
  14. Vexza

    Vexza Nerdicon

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    Where is this link? I must see the what-if pictures!
     
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    Actually, we already ejected a planet on our own.

    You have the perfect avatar for that quote. In fact, I'm going to read all your posts with the mental image of Bones speaking them.
     
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    Is Lister playing Pool again?

    If you get the referance, reward yourself with a cookie.
     
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    Quick, get bruce willis and ben affleck on a space shuttle NOW!
     
  18. Hiraga

    Hiraga BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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    Just in case, I have my towel.
     
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    He's real maybe Cybertron is also real?
     
  20. Tyrannosaur

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    I suggest we start our prayers to the dark one Unicron to devour Mercury. Also Venus (It's useless) Mars (Pointless) Jupiter (Very fucking useless) Saturn (Just as useless as Jupiter) Uranus (Because it's a funny word) Neptune (For being a dick in Spongebob) and Pluto (Because you're not a planet, you're a DWARF planet. Haha make fun of the midget!)
     

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