Meet the Teen Tommy Wiseau of Music...

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  1. Bort826TFWorld

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    This has to be a parody. It. HAS. To. Be. Why the f*ck else would they hire an Usher look-a-like?

    If not, and this is real:
    -I take back absolutely everything bad I've ever said about Justin Bieber's music
    -whoever writes the lyrics for Black Eye Peas, should sue
     
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    Sounds just like all the other crap that's out now anyway. What's the significance...to anything?
     
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    I thought this thread was going to be about Justin Beiber.
     
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    Yeah, pretty much this. It sounds like everything else out there now, so I don't see what exactly is seperating it from all of that shit.
     
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    Whu the fuh...

    Unplug your fuckin' nose before you sing. Also hire somebody to write your songs who isn't still shitting their pants.
     
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    It's either absolute genius or the definition of epic fail. I'm not sure which.
     
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    I really like this song, its soooo damn catchy. I heard it over 10 times and I cant seem to shake it. I dont know why people hate it. It sounds like any other new pop song.
     
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    autotune can make turds sound like pavrotti.
    autotune makes imbeciles talented.

    if i spent 50 grand in a studio tweaking my voice, i could probably crush the dreams of hundreds of synth-pop mallrats.

    but there's no amount of tech that can replace damn solid lyrics, and songs that have heart.
    plain and simple.

    proof of what i say: one of the Kardashians has a song out. and it sucks salty balls.
     
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    It's like a Sesame Street parody song. Except there's only one Muppet and it's not as educational.
     
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    And that's exactly why it smells of horse manure. Except this is marginally worse, but apparently enough to cross a line - I couldn't sit through a whole minute of that mess.
     
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    Utter shite. End of.
     
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    as if i don't hear enough noises in my head already.

    what a pile of garbage.

    i take it back, this is a pile of garbage.
     
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    My EARS!!!!!!!!!!

    Also, I've heard that Kardashian song too. You know you're bad when autotune can't help you...

    And also, anyone notice her friends are getting driven around? No kid is driving... LOL Fail
     
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    Hey hey hey, leave Mr. Wiseau out of this. He is a comedy genius.
     
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    I know. That new movie is pure LOL.

    I just stole from a comment on the video...
     
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    Goddamn you.

    Kim seemed bored with her own song. It was pretty terrible.


    This song is fun, fun, fun!
     
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    Once she starts singing about the days of the week I am 100% certain that this has to be a parody.

    The music industry can not be this idiotic. There's no way in hell. No. Way. In. Hell.
     
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    Damn. She sings so bad, deaf people refuse to read her lips!!!
     

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