Maybe people need to carry DNA cards....

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  1. 46+2

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    Happens all the time in my neck of the woods. No accident either.
     
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    MisterFanwank Banned

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    My dyslexia disfigured your post. I had to read it several times before my brain unscrambled it.

    And hot.
     
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    guess he's hitting the sauce right about now :drunk 
     
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    DNA test or GTFO.

    The dad said the mom was cheating.
     
  5. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Bad Luck Incarnate

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    Good to see that you didn't clench your jaw on this one.

    Like, I came into this thread expecting a Digimon joke, but somehow I still feel it was a worthwhile click. Banter aside though, I think it's sad that they broke up because if nothing else, they could have adopted a child or used the magic of science/douching to lessen the chances of giving birth to a zombie. This likely wouldn't have been an option for their 1st child, but if they wanted a 2nd/for others/etc. You can call it incest or whatever, but it's not like we live in a world of completely traditional families anyways, and it's not like they were fucking in the cradle.
     
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    That fucking sucks! Poor kid.
     
  8. KnightHawkke

    KnightHawkke Flynn Lives

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    I suppose you have the small hope it's just a half sibling over a whole sibling /shrug it's worth a shot, for what little it's worth!
     
  9. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Everyone should have a DNA chip in their hand that beeps when they encounter someone that's closely genetically related to them. Meet a new person and shake their hand. If it beeps then don't hump them.
     
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    On the next Maury....
     
  11. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    What. The. Hell. :eek: 

    Seriously, that's messed up.