Man's mouthy parrot reveals girlfriend's affair

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  1. drippy

    drippy is a freethinker.

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    http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/17/uk.parrot/index.html

     
  2. Nerd Bomber

    Nerd Bomber Consulting your needs

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    That's awesome...not the whole affair and the parting with the parrot but that the parrot 'recorded' it.
     
  3. Zero Prime

    Zero Prime Windows user no more

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    But having to here "I love you Gary" over and over again. Ahh, that would suck.
     
  4. TSFC

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    Yeah, that definitely would suck. Here's a clue for him though, when the woman says "He'd be the first to tell you we were having problems" and "He spent more time talking to it than he did to me."

    I'm starting to think she had a reason to cheat for a while now. Not that I condone it.
     
  5. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    a cool parrot if you ask me.

    sucks for the guy though
     
  6. Draven

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    That's why human beings have the ability to talk to each other. There is never a good enough excuse to cheat on someone.
    However, kudos to the parrot. This could have only been funnier if it had kept saying "Your woman is a slut".
     
  7. MikeTSI

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    Or maybe "How does Garys dick taste?"
    :D 
     
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    Or maybe "Gary, that's not in where you think it is!"
     
  9. Random Autobot

    Random Autobot Soviet Kanukistani

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    Sorry, but this story would be far funnier if the bird kept squaking "Fuck me, Gary!" over and over again.
     
  10. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    :lol  :lol 

    In college, we had this friend Mario. Or as we called him "Wrong Hole Mario". Yeah, exactly. Everyone knows this story before I even tell it.

    Both he and his ladyfriend were on the large side, and Mario was a little nearsighted. One night as a small group of us were outside his apartment, we heard his ladyfriend exclaim at the top of her lungs "WRONG HOLE, MARIO!!!"

    Good times, good times.
     
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    :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
  12. TSFC

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    Lol! X-d
     
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    "Squak!! Do me harder Gary... Rawk"

    "Rawk.. who's your daddy?"
     
  14. Wreckgar

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    Or maybe she was just trying to justify cheating so she doesn't look like the whore she is? If it's not working, break up, don't cheat and stay with someone.
     
  15. Insane Galvatron

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    Quoted for truth. Been there, done that.
     
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    *falls over laughing, smacks head on dresser, and dies*
     
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    *falls off chair laughing*
    That is the funniest thing have read in a long while.
     
  18. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    She broke the golden rule. No records. No e-mails, no text messages, no pictures, no video, no parrots. Simple rules.
     
  19. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    nm
     
  20. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    There has to be a Super Mario joke in their somewhere.
     

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