Man wants his wife killed for his birthday

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  1. Cal

    Cal Well-Known Member

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    Man 'hires hitman to kill his wife as a birthday present to himself'

    Potential birthday presents to yourself: a set of golf clubs, a holiday spa treatment, a new computer, an extreme sports day out, a dead wife. Yup, this guy's got it sorted. :rolleyes2 
     
  2. KA

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    Holy crap i thought u guys found me out

    NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS MOVE ALONG
     
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    Nachtsider Banned

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    Yeah, but did she really do all those things he said she did, and for no justifiable reason?
     
  4. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    "It's my Birthday today! I wanna blow out my candles and snuff out my wife."
     
  5. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    I never understand why people bother marry other people if they hate the other so much.

    I'l never understand it, even with all the years of watching sitcoms.
     
  6. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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  7. TFW10

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    That's one way of getting rid someone.
     
  8. KA

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    Because the sex is great. Which they cant show on tv.

    Couples that hate each other = awesome angry sex
     
  9. Gordon_4

    Gordon_4 The Big Engine

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    Legalise prostitution propperly and watch that problem solve itself.
     
  10. pud333

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    $2K to kill someone? That should have been a huge flag for the guy. I mean, who offers to kill someone for that cheap? You know what they say... if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is. :lol 
     
  11. Satomiblood

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    If this were a movie, the hitman would be making a profit.
     
  12. KA

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    So...whats the market for a professional hit?
     
  13. Satomiblood

    Satomiblood Prototype Black

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    :lol 
     
  14. Cal

    Cal Well-Known Member

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    Wait, prostitution is illegal? Oh shhhhh-- :eek: 
     
  15. rattrap007

    rattrap007 one with the Force TFW2005 Supporter

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    It is the gift that keeps on giving..
     
  16. Bountyan

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    Moral of story: Don't get married
     
  17. pud333

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    I would wager that if someone is going to put their ass on the line for a murder rap, it would be more. Unless you get some desperate crack head...
     
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    The best hitmen never charge less than ten grand.
     
  19. FanimusMaximus

    FanimusMaximus Kuphead

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    Fixed.
     
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    Couples that love each other = awesome loving sex
     

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