Man Sues White Castle cause booth is too SMALL

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  1. exclusacon

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    you know there a time when enough is enough

    Out there
     
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    disabled people should sue that guy for slander
     
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    The needs of the many overshadow the needs of the few.

    In other words: just lose some weight, fatass.
     
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    I wonder how many sliders did he order?
     
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    'Nuff said.
     
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    It's just gooootta be some douchebag from Ohio.. Damn I hate this state sometimes..
     
  7. MisterFanwank

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    Y'know, as a tall dude myself, I can understand getting frustrated at banging a knee on the metal post supporting the table...

    But damn, no need to sue.
     
  8. exclusacon

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    You have a disability then....as stated by the guy in the article...
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    I was gonna go with "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the fat", but I guess that one works too.
     
  11. Dran0n

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    Prime First World Problem example. God bless America, bitches.
     
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    Next he'll sue because their burgers are too small, or because he cant stuff them down his throat fast enough.
     
  13. UnicronHound

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    290 really isn't that fat, had he been 390+ then I'd consider him overweight. Hell even 6'0 isn't tall, 6'4+ is tall. What's next?
     
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  14. exclusacon

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    I guess 200 pounds of it was in his knee, as he bang it against the table....
     
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    I can't say this with certainty, never having been to a White Castle (are there even any up here in Canada?), but couldn't he have just sat at a table with pull out chairs rather than trying to squeeze into a booth?
     
  16. exclusacon

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    I dont think so...
     
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    The chair would have broken out under him.
     
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    The douchebag in question is from New York. Ohio is just the sad state that gets to house White Castle's HQ.
     
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    People sue for anything these days. Quite sad, really.
     
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    Chances are his frame, muscle and organs together weigh around 180~220 pounds naturally without any effort on his part to body build. That leaves his bodyfat percentage anywhere between 40% and 26%. He's either slightly chubby or a walking, obese, diabetic heart attack waiting to happen.
     

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