Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex

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  1. optimusprime42

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    Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex - Local News Story - WLWT Cincinnati

    SPRINGFIELD, Ohio -- A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.

    Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest. (Hear part of the 911 call)

    Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton.
    This is isn't the first time there's been trouble for the Havens. Court documents showed Timothy served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and was ordered to go to anger management classes.

    His arrest Tuesday for the weekend shooting was for violating a civil protection order that Carolyn had taken out against him earlier this year.

    Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, "due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury)."
     
  2. Brawlastator

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    Hur hur his gun went off accidentally hur hur.
     
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    What does he want us to believe he was doing with that gun during sex?
     
  4. ErechOveraker

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    Who hasn't accidentally shot a bitch during sex before? Sheesh.
     
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    Maybe he was double penetrating with it?
     
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    That's just wrong, funny but wrong, and where the hell was the gun, in the bed with them or something(if it wasn't forced sex that is)?
     
  7. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Kinky!
     
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    Must... resist... Frankie Boyle-style joke... would probably get me banned...

    To keep it safe, what WAS he reaching for during sex that was next to the gun? Who keeps the sex toys next to a loaded handgun? "In the event a burglar breaks in, I shall hold him at gunpoint, then put the nipple clamps on him."
     
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    Why does everyone keep asking where the gun was? It was in the nightstand.
     
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    "this is my rifle this is my gun. This one is for shooting this one is for fun.."
     
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    Now that was a good one, had me lol-ing, it could be worse if there was a break in, hopefully he wouldn't accidently grab a rabbit :ev:  (trying to keep it civil)
     
  12. NotFastEnuff

    NotFastEnuff I'm a smartass...

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    Dammit! You beat me to it.
     
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    Dude, we broke in and this guy held us at bay with a Tera Patrick Pocket pal! He beat Bobby with a rubber Vagina, strangest fuckin' thing I ever saw!
     
  14. optimusprime42

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    he must of mistaken it for a vibrator and shot her, the police don't believe his story.. did anyone hear the 9-1-1 call
     
  15. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Y'know, if I confronted a burglar, I think I'd be scarier if I was naked and brandishing a Rampant Rabbit than if I was clothed and pointing a gun.
     
  16. optimusprime42

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    maybe they were going hot and heavy he bumped the night stand
     
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    Now I have the sex scene from "Shoot 'Em Up" flashing through my head.
     
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    Talk about Kiss, kiss, bang-bang....
     
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    More like suck, suck, ream, ream, lick, lick, BANG!
     
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